ATTN people who write Gamefaqs
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"In as much as liberals want us to ritualistically assert that 'Islam is a
religion of peace', Muslims could do their part by not killing people all the
time" - Ann Coulter*
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short.
INTRODUCTION
Hi ho, everyone! I'm back in "da house" with yet another update to this
monstrosity of ILLBLEED information. I'm very happy to tell you all that I've
finally begun to pursue my dream of a career in acting..........I can hear you
laughing over there, you know. Look, if that kid who screwed a pie or those two
palookas from "Dude, where's my car?" can have an acting career, why the hell
can't I? Amazingly enough, there are at least 7 well connected talent agencies
here in Red Stick the I could hook up with, and I fully intend to do so. Wish
me luck with that.
Nothing particularly special in version .06, just correcting some spelling
errors and making a few minor alterations. V.07 will be coming out once some
big news hits the wire.
Now, I've tried to make this FAQ as accurate and concise as humanly
possible, but if you spot any errors, stuff I might have missed or ways I can
improve this FAQ, don't hesitate to E-mail me and let me know about them(No
l33t speak). Don't worry, I don't get my kicks from insulting people who try to
E-mail me for help/to be helpful, unlike some of the other bastards stinking up
the 'net(They know who they are and so do I), and you'll recieve full credit in
the next update for providing any information(Requests for anonymity will be
honored as well). This FAQ can only be as good as the kindly souls who assist
in it's development. If there's one thing that makes me better than the other
FAQ writers, it's that I don't act like my time is too important to help you. A
lot of writers do this and it pisses me off to no end. If my time were so
goddamn valuable, would you be reading this right now? Nope.
The way I see it, when you log onto the world wide web, your time is public
domain. It can't be wasted.
If you wish to contact me with questions, comments or suggestions, my E-Mail
address is Iamyofatha@excite.com(As in "Luke, I am yo fatha").
BE CAUTIONED: Flames hurled in my direction will be caught, filed down to
little stumps and dropped at your feet. I am not Thomas Wilde! Your puerile
attempts to ruffle my feathers don't bother me in the least. You're nothing
more to me than a few bytes of information on my monitor. When I shut my
computer off for the day, you are shut off right along with it. If I do reply
to your flames at all, it's not going to be the answer you want. They don't
roll right off my back; They never even touch it. For the most part, I've
received positive messages from fans all over the world, but there's always a
bad egg or two. It's a shame that I need to include a disclaimer like this just
because of a few misanthropic dingleberries.
And please: Don't bother making physical threats against me. I'm not the
least bit intimidated by some milquetoast threatening to beat me up from 2000
miles away. And don't get any ideas: You wouldn't intimidate me if I came home
and saw you sitting in my LA-Z-BOY holding a machete. If you ever met me in
person, you wouldn't "kick my ass" like you promise to do. You'd probably call
me "sir". Enough with the threats, you're only amusing me.
Oh yeah, this is a very detailed walkthrough, and as such, it contains
several SPOILERS. I've tried not to blow any key details before they actually
appear in the game, but sometimes it's just not that easy to do.
Anyway, let's get started