ATTN people who write Gamefaqs

I'd like to hear as little of your personal thoughts and feelings as possible in the guide.

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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    the eggy loking thign is rpety rad
  • edited 2016-07-19 23:04:40
    fight. dream. horse. love.
    I know right, get a load of this loser

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
     "In as much as liberals want us to ritualistically assert that 'Islam is a
    religion of peace', Muslims could do their part by not killing people all the
    time" - Ann Coulter*

    *This quote brought to you by the Foundation for Quotes That Have Absolulutely
    Nothing To Do With the Rest of the Document, or the F.Q.T.H.A.N.T.D.W.R.D. for
    short.

    INTRODUCTION

    Hi ho, everyone! I'm back in "da house" with yet another update to this
    monstrosity of ILLBLEED information. I'm very happy to tell you all that I've
    finally begun to pursue my dream of a career in acting..........I can hear you
    laughing over there, you know. Look, if that kid who screwed a pie or those two
    palookas from "Dude, where's my car?" can have an acting career, why the hell
    can't I? Amazingly enough, there are at least 7 well connected talent agencies
    here in Red Stick the I could hook up with, and I fully intend to do so. Wish
    me luck with that.

    Nothing particularly special in version .06, just correcting some spelling
    errors and making a few minor alterations. V.07 will be coming out once some
    big news hits the wire.

    Now, I've tried to make this FAQ as accurate and concise as humanly
    possible, but if you spot any errors, stuff I might have missed or ways I can
    improve this FAQ, don't hesitate to E-mail me and let me know about them(No
    l33t speak). Don't worry, I don't get my kicks from insulting people who try to
    E-mail me for help/to be helpful, unlike some of the other bastards stinking up
    the 'net(They know who they are and so do I), and you'll recieve full credit in
    the next update for providing any information(Requests for anonymity will be
    honored as well). This FAQ can only be as good as the kindly souls who assist
    in it's development. If there's one thing that makes me better than the other
    FAQ writers, it's that I don't act like my time is too important to help you. A
    lot of writers do this and it pisses me off to no end. If my time were so
    goddamn valuable, would you be reading this right now? Nope.

    The way I see it, when you log onto the world wide web, your time is public
    domain. It can't be wasted.

    If you wish to contact me with questions, comments or suggestions, my E-Mail
    address is Iamyofatha@excite.com(As in "Luke, I am yo fatha").

    BE CAUTIONED: Flames hurled in my direction will be caught, filed down to
    little stumps and dropped at your feet. I am not Thomas Wilde! Your puerile
    attempts to ruffle my feathers don't bother me in the least. You're nothing
    more to me than a few bytes of information on my monitor. When I shut my
    computer off for the day, you are shut off right along with it. If I do reply
    to your flames at all, it's not going to be the answer you want. They don't
    roll right off my back; They never even touch it. For the most part, I've
    received positive messages from fans all over the world, but there's always a
    bad egg or two. It's a shame that I need to include a disclaimer like this just
    because of a few misanthropic dingleberries.

    And please: Don't bother making physical threats against me. I'm not the
    least bit intimidated by some milquetoast threatening to beat me up from 2000
    miles away. And don't get any ideas: You wouldn't intimidate me if I came home
    and saw you sitting in my LA-Z-BOY holding a machete. If you ever met me in
    person, you wouldn't "kick my ass" like you promise to do. You'd probably call
    me "sir". Enough with the threats, you're only amusing me.

    Oh yeah, this is a very detailed walkthrough, and as such, it contains
    several SPOILERS. I've tried not to blow any key details before they actually
    appear in the game, but sometimes it's just not that easy to do.

    Anyway, let's get started
  • You know what's way worse than this?

    Paradox Grand Strategy Game guides.

    All of the above, now with more racism and German Is My First Language.
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