The Nega-Heapers

Idler · 2012-02-23 21:37:20

In which we discuss our evil doppelgangers who exist in an alternate universe in which the Heap is ruled over by villainy.

I'd be the Heap's corrupt district attorney, who prosecutes innocent people and has ties to the mob.

Spacey · 2012-02-23 21:38:37

I'd be the evil arsonist who sets radios on fire out of pure malice.

Yeah, that'll work.

Obā-san · 2012-02-23 21:42:05

I'm the moral guardian.

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Mr. Darcy · 2012-02-23 21:43:16

Aw, this is awful. Someone is a more evil Gryphon than me. I do my best, dammit!

ProfessorGator · 2012-02-23 21:46:45

My villain counterpart would probably still like reptiles and Pokémon (if the latter still exists). Only difference is I would have an army full of stereotypical evil reptiles and use it for ridiculous over-the-top acts of villainy, and I'd play as a trainer who's mean to their Pokémon for no real reason.

Obā-san · 2012-02-23 21:46:46

(*Back Pats*)

We know you do, we know.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-23 21:48:37

My evil doppelganger is determined to crush literacy and burn all the books. And promote mindless materialism. And is a huge fan of "Baby Got Back".

Mr. Darcy · 2012-02-23 22:18:07

Machetes the hand patting him

Hehehe!

Obā-san · 2012-02-23 22:22:49

No!!!! I needed that hand to interfere with other peoples personal affairs!!!!!

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-23 22:23:58

CaesiumHand (Shamus) holds down a steady desk job at a respectable company. He has a crew cut, wears a moderately priced grey suit, and nothing gets him excited like a good flat-tax proposal.

He never exaggerates. Ever.

Spacey · 2012-02-23 22:27:40

-sets all the things on fire- >:D

Idler · 2012-02-23 22:32:32

^^ HOW EVIL

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-24 01:08:40

I'm the moral guardian.

But, but, that would be my doppleganger! D:

Alternately, some sort of "moe" nanedashimo yamashiko or whatever that Japanshit trope is.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-24 01:08:56

Exactly the same.

Possibly bald, but otherwise exactly the same.

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Manly McMacho · 2012-02-24 01:15:39

Bluh

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-24 01:16:21

Shamus also shoots people, or something.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-24 01:18:25

I'm actually not sure what the idea here is either. Is it someone who's basically the same, but uses their skills (or whatever) for evil? Or someone who's your complete opposite? I went for the latter.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-24 01:19:17

Same.

If it's the former, I'm pretty sure we'd be the same person.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-24 01:19:55

I thought it was evil.

If we're going for total opposites. I'd be some sort of ultra level-headed intellectual debater with little patience for the goings-on in this type of place.

Honestly if that were me, I think I'd have never come across TVTropes at all. I'd be too busy getting good grades and being productive.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-24 03:58:10

"I'd be too busy getting good grades and being productive."

Never stopped me.

Though, opposite me would be a hell of a lot more "srs bsns", but probably dumber, a blue collar worker, but somehow better at grammar and spelling.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-24 04:03:57

I'VE GOT IT

the nega-me is Naney.

Me Naney

Bitter Happy I think

Les Gay

Hot foreign GF Lame domestic BF

A raging wannabe slut Also a raging wannabe slut okay wait that doesn't work

Not a ponyfag Huge ponyfag

Wants to nuke America Probably doesn't

Tachyon · 2012-02-24 04:29:18

Opposites me is a hugely successful ex-army neoconservative businessperson, highly confident, loud, and aggressively rude.

Evil me is secretly banning all the best posters from TVT while simultaneously taking the piss out of them under another username over in that SA thread, makes insecure or self-effacing posts only when most conducive to emotional manipulation or calculated to cause the most guilt, makes deliberately awful suggestions in Hollers and then lets Eddie take the blame for the consequences, and secretly feeds off the anger and confusion of tropers that complain or ask for help even while typing reassuring, pacifying PMs.

Idler · 2012-02-24 04:59:46

I go to sleep and suddenly the thread falls into confusion due to my lack of clarity. Basically the evil version of us can be whatever seems appropriate. Mine is more like myself except evil, but opposite people are just as valid.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-24 11:41:21

Thank you for clearing that up.

Also I get the impression that Naney is not all that happy, but what do I know

Vriska · 2012-02-24 11:56:16

I wonder what nega-me would 8e like. ::::o

Imipolex G · 2012-02-24 12:09:54

That depends. Who is the anti-Vriska?

Tre · 2012-02-24 12:10:30

Nega-Tre would be Todd from Stuck: an insanely cunning, serious, not black, driven and spiteful individual with a bad tendency to get too into what he wants.

Okay, I do that too, but at least I'm not willing to kill people for it.

^ That would be Terezi. Or Nep.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-24 12:23:25

Nega-me would probably be very racist...

^WHO LET YOU ON THE SITE?!

Tre · 2012-02-24 12:25:59

-eye roll-

Obā-san · 2012-02-24 14:58:55

Happy I think

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-24 15:02:17

But all gay guys do are have sex and prance around all happy like! The media wouldn't lie to me about gays! Stop messing with me Naney! D:<

Haven · 2012-02-24 15:11:14

He's just going to respond to that with gayles of laughter.

Obā-san · 2012-02-24 15:12:18

Oh, Haven. XD

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-24 15:12:25

Which just proves my point.

Obā-san · 2012-02-24 15:13:32

^ (*Eye Roll*)

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-24 15:16:29

YOU LOVE LIFE AND YOU KNOW IT YOU BLISSFUL LITTLE FUCK, DON'T DENY IT

Obā-san · 2012-02-24 16:26:41

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