This is both one of those phrases I never expected to hear/read, and yet also not exactly a crazy thing to say; hippos are cute, which makes people want to touch them (just be sure not to piss them off, because they absolutely can and will kill you if they feel threatened), and they are often wet.
This also reminds me of Mr. Tusks, from Dinosaur Comics:
This is both one of those phrases I never expected to hear/read, and yet also not exactly a crazy thing to say; hippos are cute, which makes people want to touch them (just be sure not to piss them off, because they absolutely can and will kill you if they feel threatened), and they are often wet.
This also reminds me of Mr. Tusks, from Dinosaur Comics:
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well, kind of a forced meme, but still.
It's clearly a dopey.