What do I do??

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• Anonus

  2011-07-04 20:19:38 edited 2011-07-04 20:19:54

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I don't know.
  
  But this is for science after all, so you've got to try.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-04 20:21:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You have to tell 500 cock jokes first, to appease the gods.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-04 20:27:56

  ^But, I don't know that many! What do I do, the computer is getting angry!!?
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-04 20:30:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  sledgehammer time
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-07-05 03:42:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Promise the computer candy if it'll just do what you want
  
  It always worked on me
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-05 11:29:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Note that he said "worked ON me," not "worked FOR me."
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-05 12:19:16

  Well, I tried telling it a joke, but it made my anti-virus program work in reverse and now there are viruses everywhere.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-08 21:41:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Make an invocation to the gods of DOOOOOOM. Sacrifice a caterpillar and make the sign of the holy handkerchief.
  
• Icalasari

  2012-02-26 21:23:31

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Here is what you do:
  
  1) Read a thread saying all threads older than July 2011 are now locked to prevent necros
  2) Find one of the oldest unlocked threads
  3) Necro it
  
  Sorry Anonus. It was just too tempting after reading that