What do I do??

Jumpingzombie

So, I tried to make a thread and went on my computer's command area and messed with some stuff. And a thing popped up asking me if I wanted to go through with wiping my hard drive, if I go through with it, will I make discussion?

Anonus

I don't know.

But this is for science after all, so you've got to try.

Imipolex G

You have to tell 500 cock jokes first, to appease the gods.

Jumpingzombie

^But, I don't know that many! What do I do, the computer is getting angry!!?

Imipolex G

sledgehammer time

Princess Alice

Promise the computer candy if it'll just do what you want

It always worked on me

Imipolex G

Note that he said "worked ON me," not "worked FOR me."

Jumpingzombie

Well, I tried telling it a joke, but it made my anti-virus program work in reverse and now there are viruses everywhere.

Imipolex G

Make an invocation to the gods of DOOOOOOM. Sacrifice a caterpillar and make the sign of the holy handkerchief.

Icalasari

Here is what you do:

1) Read a thread saying all threads older than July 2011 are now locked to prevent necros
2) Find one of the oldest unlocked threads
3) Necro it

Sorry Anonus. It was just too tempting after reading that