DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL

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• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-07 04:42:00

  The Cargo Coffin
• Odradek

  2016-06-07 15:23:16

  My dreams exceed my real life

  That was one of the weirder parts of Mother 3
• Tachyon

  2016-06-07 15:32:13

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  thread title keeps making me think of P.T.
  
• Crystal

  2016-06-07 15:46:33

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  P. T. Dial. Entire game is waiting for a phone call.
• Tachyon

  2016-06-07 15:48:30

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  anyway hellbed
  
  i'm glad i watched
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-07 15:49:10

  I'm surprised "coffin" only came up like once in that entire vid.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-06-07 16:49:13

  kill living beings
  

  Do you really want to invade a place in contravention of (biased-against-you) international law? Can't deploy normal troops since "people" would dislike it? Enjoy fruit trucks? Well,
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-07 17:14:54

  Took more than 5 shots to sink an aircraft carrier.
  
  Obviously fake.
  
• Bee

  2016-06-07 17:21:21

  oh my goodness

  
  

  that is beautifully terrifying
• Obā-san

  2016-06-07 17:36:14

  
  

  what the ever loving fuck I need context
• Klinotaxis

  2016-06-07 17:46:17

  kill living beings
  

  DENIED have some PATENTED truck houses
  
  
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-06-07 17:53:01

  kill living beings
  

  Or, check out houses, and ONLY pictures of houses, at our website, optimized for your enjoyment. We Know What You Want
  
• Odradek

  2016-06-10 15:43:10

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-06-14 05:50:27

  kill living beings
  

  
  
  Starting to think this is one of those alternate reality gizmos. We just have to work out the mystery. I look up an SDMO X1650 (I am here so far) and it takes me to a bunch of messages left behind by a SimCity AI and after I get several hundred pages into the deep parts of the internet I learn it is an elaborate advertisement for Watch Dogs 3.
  
• Bee

  2016-06-14 07:32:24 edited 2016-06-14 07:32:30

  who the fuck are these people and how many amphetamines are they on

  
  

  i mean what the actual hell
• Princess Alice

  2016-06-14 12:58:58

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  "There are a lot of ways this can go wrong...beyond the fact that it can't actually go right."
• Imipolex G

  2016-06-14 17:44:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  HELLBED
  
  is a good idea for a horror movie. Kinda reminds me of Johnny Depp's demise in Nightmare on Elm Street, actually
  
• Odradek

  2016-06-14 17:47:01

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Imipolex G said:

  HELLBED
  
  is a good idea for a horror movie. Kinda reminds me of Johnny Depp's demise in Nightmare on Elm Street, actually
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-06-14 17:53:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  figures somebody would've done it already
  
• Bee

  2016-06-14 17:56:26

  damn you beat me to it

  
  

  
  
• Odradek

  2016-06-14 18:14:34

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I kinda wanna see Death Bed one day
• Bee

  2016-06-14 18:36:05 edited 2016-06-14 18:44:02

  I mean Dahir Insaat realizes there are more overhead obstructions than the occasional flyover country overpass, right?  There's freeway signs and traffic lights and stuff.  Are you going to do this at every single intersection?  Blocks aren't always all that long, and you don't always get enough lanes for people to flip you off as they pass your stupidass quadcopter trucks parked in the middle of it.

  
  

  My commute last year alone had several places where you went over a bridge that had multiple layers of road stacked vertically -- so that had better be a long set of cables on that quadcopter!
• Imipolex G

  2016-06-14 18:41:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Further proof that bad movies are the only good movies.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-14 18:46:26

  What exactly is Dahir Insaat anyway?
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-06-14 18:52:30

  kill living beings
  

  no fucking clue, checkit
  
• Bee

  2016-06-14 19:24:23

  They seem to be a cross between American patent trolls and Turkish Aperture Science.
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-07 05:05:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  guys guys guys THE VIDEOS ARE BACK
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-07 05:06:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I wonder if Odradek ever saw Death Bed
• Calica

  2018-04-07 07:40:06

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  guys guys guys THE VIDEOS ARE BACK

  yesssssss
  
• Crystal

  2018-04-07 15:47:42

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  !!
• Odradek

  2018-04-07 16:16:15

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Imipolex G said:

  I wonder if Odradek ever saw Death Bed

  Not yet
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-07 16:31:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  oh
• Bee

  2018-04-07 16:46:27

  From what I understand it's more on the dull-bad side than outwardly hilarious-bad.  Perfect for Rifftrax though.