DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL

Klinotaxis

Do you hold within you a deep and quiet fear of the earth? A repressed but consuming desire to return to safety in the womb? Three thousand dollars?

WE HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU

glennmagusharvey

The Cargo Coffin

Odradek

That was one of the weirder parts of Mother 3

Tachyon

thread title keeps making me think of P.T.

Crystal

P. T. Dial. Entire game is waiting for a phone call.

Tachyon

anyway hellbed

i'm glad i watched

glennmagusharvey

I'm surprised "coffin" only came up like once in that entire vid.

Klinotaxis

Do you really want to invade a place in contravention of (biased-against-you) international law? Can't deploy normal troops since "people" would dislike it? Enjoy fruit trucks? Well,

glennmagusharvey

Took more than 5 shots to sink an aircraft carrier.

Obviously fake.

Bee

oh my goodness

that is beautifully terrifying

Obā-san

what the ever loving fuck I need context

Klinotaxis

DENIED have some PATENTED truck houses

Klinotaxis

Or, check out houses, and ONLY pictures of houses, at our website, optimized for your enjoyment. We Know What You Want

Odradek

Klinotaxis

Starting to think this is one of those alternate reality gizmos. We just have to work out the mystery. I look up an SDMO X1650 (I am here so far) and it takes me to a bunch of messages left behind by a SimCity AI and after I get several hundred pages into the deep parts of the internet I learn it is an elaborate advertisement for Watch Dogs 3.

Bee

who the fuck are these people and how many amphetamines are they on

i mean what the actual hell

Princess Alice

"There are a lot of ways this can go wrong...beyond the fact that it can't actually go right."

Imipolex G

HELLBED

is a good idea for a horror movie. Kinda reminds me of Johnny Depp's demise in Nightmare on Elm Street, actually

Odradek

Imipolex G said:

HELLBED

is a good idea for a horror movie. Kinda reminds me of Johnny Depp's demise in Nightmare on Elm Street, actually

Imipolex G

figures somebody would've done it already

Bee

damn you beat me to it

Odradek

I kinda wanna see Death Bed one day

Bee

I mean Dahir Insaat realizes there are more overhead obstructions than the occasional flyover country overpass, right?  There's freeway signs and traffic lights and stuff.  Are you going to do this at every single intersection?  Blocks aren't always all that long, and you don't always get enough lanes for people to flip you off as they pass your stupidass quadcopter trucks parked in the middle of it.

My commute last year alone had several places where you went over a bridge that had multiple layers of road stacked vertically -- so that had better be a long set of cables on that quadcopter!

Imipolex G

Further proof that bad movies are the only good movies.

glennmagusharvey

What exactly is Dahir Insaat anyway?

Klinotaxis

no fucking clue, checkit

Bee

They seem to be a cross between American patent trolls and Turkish Aperture Science.

Princess Alice

guys guys guys THE VIDEOS ARE BACK

Imipolex G

I wonder if Odradek ever saw Death Bed

Calica

Central Avenue said:

guys guys guys THE VIDEOS ARE BACK

yesssssss

Crystal

!!

Odradek

Imipolex G said:

I wonder if Odradek ever saw Death Bed

Not yet

Imipolex G

oh

Bee

From what I understand it's more on the dull-bad side than outwardly hilarious-bad.  Perfect for Rifftrax though.