This is you

Odradek · 2016-04-17 14:24:24

This is me

Look at how cute I am and how gross you are

Now you will think twice before arguing with me on the internet

Crystal · 2016-04-17 16:09:09

Do you like Mudkips, but to the tune of waffles.

Calica · 2016-04-17 17:21:51

axolotls are cute tho

Tachyon · 2016-04-17 17:36:47

yeah i was gonna say the 1st animal actually looks cuter to me

Imipolex G · 2016-04-17 17:53:07

they are both cute

Tachyon · 2016-04-17 17:54:00

yes

Odradek · 2016-04-17 18:02:43

Tachyon said:
yeah i was gonna say the 1st animal actually looks cuter to me

Wrong this is you, and you should not show your ugly face online and have bad opinions on things

Whereas this is me and im cute as hell and do not need to hear your bad online opinions

Tachyon · 2016-04-17 18:05:03

will goading you further produce more cute animal pictures

Odradek · 2016-04-17 18:06:03

I dunno, I only have so many

Calica · 2016-04-17 18:42:54

again, both cute

Crystal · 2016-04-17 18:47:01

Lack of birds, disappoint.

Obā-san · 2016-04-17 18:47:58

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Alduin · 2016-04-18 01:27:42

Sam Kriss is a cat?

Obā-san · 2016-04-18 01:28:11

no the cat likes Sam Kriss

Alduin · 2016-04-18 01:28:34

I prefer my version

Haven · 2016-04-18 01:29:12

Odradek said:

It's so shiny!

Odradek · 2016-07-16 16:33:06

This is you, masturbating to Fallout New Vegas and the horrible 90s X-men show

This is me, who is Attractive and Good-Looking, and has better takes than you will ever have

Odradek · 2016-07-16 16:34:23

This is the kind of person who likes that movie I hate, and probably wears a fedora and masturbates to anime in their parents basement

This is me, who has the correct opinion on movies and is sexy as hell

glennmagusharvey · 2016-07-16 16:50:57

this thread reads like a mystery hunt puzzle

this amuses me

Crystal · 2016-07-16 16:59:50

This thread keeps getting better and better.

Odradek · 2016-07-16 17:26:04

glennmagusharvey said:
this thread reads like a mystery hunt puzzle

this amuses me

It's a parody of catty tumblr and twitter people who think repeatedly posting a picture of their opponent and expression exaggerated disgust is a good way to win an argument.

Klinotaxis · 2016-07-16 17:53:56

Hey, I've seen masturbating snakes, and that is not a masturbating snake.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-07-16 18:35:35

Odradek said:

glennmagusharvey said:
this thread reads like a mystery hunt puzzle

this amuses me
It's a parody of catty tumblr and twitter people who think repeatedly posting a picture of their opponent and expression exaggerated disgust is a good way to win an argument.

Yeah, I know.

It still makes me feel like it's a mystery hunt puzzle when I look at it though. Because I find myself naturally trying to discern relationships between the words and the pictures in order to figure out the pattern. Which is exactly how I feel when I look at a Mystery Hunt puzzle.

Salix Babylonika · 2016-07-16 18:37:29

I think that's one of those things where anything can look like it if you spend enough time involved in that scene to begin with.

It's like how any picture with four panels can make you wonder if it's loss.jpg.

Calica · 2016-07-16 19:05:25

this is you when there's content to consume

Odradek · 2016-07-16 19:06:29

Klinotaxis said:
Hey, I've seen masturbating snakes, and that is not a masturbating snake.

It's an Irawaddy Dolphin

glennmagusharvey · 2016-07-16 19:09:40

dolphins have been known to engage in sexual activity for pleasure

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-07-16 21:15:49

Quite a few animals have. It's just that dolphins are exceedingly creative about it.

Odradek · 2016-09-11 00:29:32

This is you, when you express your bad and dumb opinions on POC-heavy movies

Why do you even bother to get out of bed, you ugly, ugly fuccboi

Whereas this is me, who is not an ugly fuccboi and who everyone loves

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-09-11 00:33:00

Cuties! 83

glennmagusharvey · 2016-09-11 01:27:03

i still don't know the meaning of fuccboi/fuckboy

and i'm not sure if i care to know

TitleName · 2016-09-11 03:37:15

Both those animals are cute. Your argument is invalid.

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-09-11 05:59:47

TitleName said:
Both those animals are cute. Your argument is invalid.

[Insert the "THAT'S THE JOKE" clip here.]

Crystal · 2016-09-11 06:06:45

Crystal · 2016-09-11 06:07:21

You might even, in fact, say that

And very good at that.

TitleName · 2016-09-11 06:12:03

I know that's the joke.

Odradek · 2016-09-12 20:00:21

I'm Angelina

You Jennifer

Come on bitch you see where Brad at?

Crystal · 2016-09-12 20:58:00

First frog is adorable.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-09-12 21:02:16

somewhere to the right

Aliroz · 2016-09-13 02:10:57

This is best thread.

Odradek · 2016-10-16 00:49:06

This is you. You are very ugly, and are very mad right now

This is me and my peeps. None of us are angry, and we are all very fuckable

Imipolex G · 2016-10-16 00:54:49

damn right I'm mad

glennmagusharvey · 2016-10-16 01:19:58

Mad Cow Disease said:
damn right I'm mad

if i calm you down will you become Pacified Cow Disease

Imipolex G · 2016-10-16 02:13:55

yes

Fossilmaiden · 2016-10-16 14:47:55

But Pacification only lasts 5s, so it won't help much.

Vriska · 2016-10-17 02:17:25

1) There are very cute animals in this thread.

2) I read the previous post as "But Petrification only lasts 5s..." and I am sure this comes as a surprise to no one.

Imipolex G · 2016-10-17 02:22:58

I was Medusa a few days ago

Odradek · 2016-11-14 15:32:49

This is me and my crew, we are cool and have good takes

This is you and your crew and I have no idea why you saw fit to go out in public looking so ugly

glennmagusharvey · 2016-11-14 15:45:08

For a few posts I thought that this would follow the pattern of the speaker being a herpetile of some sort and the target being a mammal.

Odradek · 2017-04-14 13:14:43

glennmagusharvey said:
For a few posts I thought that this would follow the pattern of the speaker being a herpetile of some sort and the target being a mammal.

Fuck off fuckboi, because this is you, who is an ugly incel who doesn't listen to Chapo Trap House

While this is me, who is attractive and good, and not an incel, and does listen to will and felix and virgil and Mr. Plinkett

Klinotaxis · 2017-04-14 14:10:01

what... is that mammal

This is you

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