"Don't do touristy things"

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• Anonus

  2016-04-10 02:05:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Bee said:

  Imipolex G said:

  Anonus said:

  also, re: "tourisming" the Steelers

  
  

  what about when fans of the opposing team show up for their games?

  idiots
  

  
  

  For what it's worth, they mainly pack away fans all in one section for safety in numbers.  Because people get attacked by drunken (or even sober) fans depressingly often when they stray out.

  
  

  Seriously, we'd get more use out of the DHS if they policed football stands than airports.  Fuck football.

  A story I'm writing has the leads, who are two police officers, sitting at a football game on duty in case people get rowdy, which already sounds like more policing than real life football games have

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Philly has the oldest chair of importance in this nation's history

  
  

  Everything else is just polymer substitutes

  what chair is this?
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-10 02:08:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  the chair ol' Washington sat in when he signed the Constitution

  
  

  Literally everything else in the old city is a reconstruction made of plastic
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-04-10 02:11:22

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  That is inaccurate. Some of the reconstructions are made of rebar.

  
  

  It's still a bit of an exaggeration, to say the least.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-10 02:13:06

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I refer to my right by fire to troll the out of towners
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-04-10 02:20:50

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  You're shooting fish in a barrel.

  
  

  Tell them Chinatown's in South Philly and all the good Italian places are in the Northeast. That's way more evil.
• Anonus

  2016-04-10 02:54:24

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  well then, where are the good Italian places REALLY at
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-10 02:56:44

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Deep beneath the Schyukill, manned by the mermaids
• Tre

  2016-04-10 02:59:58

  
  

  skookle
• Obā-san

  2016-04-10 03:05:00

  
  

  skew-cull
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-04-10 03:10:48

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  I live near Schuykill Haven.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-04-10 07:00:33

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  That sounds like an obscure Animal Collective B-side from the Feels period.
• Obā-san

  2016-04-10 07:06:39

  
  

  I've known that feel of no feels since way back in the days
• Anonus

  2016-04-10 07:13:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  I've known that feel of no feels since way back in the days

  like (thing Sredni can't highlight here)?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-04-10 07:57:23

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  This is about Undertale, isn't it.

  
  

  Less than a week, my friends. Less than a week.
• Anonus

  2016-04-10 07:58:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  before what
• Obā-san

  2016-04-10 08:17:37

  
  

  it's in reference to a dumb garment label at H&M
• Anonus

  2016-04-10 08:23:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  well I meant less than a week until...

  
  

  your meetup?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-04-10 08:24:11

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yes! And to my finishing Undertale, with the beau's assistance. :3
• Anonus

  2016-04-10 08:28:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ooh

  
  

  were you saving it for him?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-04-10 08:33:02

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  No, the computer I was playing it on is not working, so he is bringing it to me.

  
  

  Anyway, going to bed now. Gute nacht!
• Anonus

  2016-04-10 08:47:34

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh

  
  

  good night