You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm somewhere that looks like the US but with slightly different signage. I'm guessing Canada again.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Huh, looks interesting. Here goes...
I'm on a heavily forested road named Sikomäentie with a sign reading Kuikka. This suggests to my admittedly imperfect intuition that I am somewhere in Scandinavia. I'm guessing Norway.
Edit: Nope, it was Finland. And Kuikka is apparently the city I was about to enter.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
That seems to be the default starting screen for me. Didn't notice that, though.
Second attempt, I'm on a road called D8 in a very rural area. It appears to be in the US, but the road seems to be one-way, so I'm not sure. Next time, I'm checking urban only because I suck at guessing from rural areas.
After guessing: Turns out I'm in "Somewhere." Thank you, Google, that was very helpful.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I accidentally left the window up, so I decided to have another go. As I was mousing over the compass, though, I was informed that "Somewhere" is in fact, Rhône-Alpes, France. Now you know! And knowing is half the battle!
Okay, I specifically selected urban only, and I get another tree-lined road with nothing much else to help me. I call troll. Here's a picture of the closest thing to a city in the viewer, if anyone else can guess better than I can.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Perhaps we could find the things we need to defeat this evil in Wellington, New Zealand. Which, as it turns out, was where Hornsley Road was in the picture I posted.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So the big game on Tumblr right now is to go to a random location and try to find the nearest airport.
That's gonna be a liiiiiittle bit harder than just figuring out what country you're in. I'm gonna go for it!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I seem to be somewhere where signs are in French and we drive on the right.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's amazing how intuitive road signs of this style are. Despite not knowing any French beyond "Avenue Centrale et L'Utilisateur Anonyme" I somehow managed to find my way from a residential side street onto a freeway or motorway or whatever they're called here--where, amusingly, Google's car took the "credit card only" lane through the toll booths.
Now I just need to keep an eye out for airport signs...
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I found a "Kamehameha Avenue". ^_^
Now I'm on a narrow country lane in some random cornfield. Could be pretty much anywhere. It's very flat. The Midwest, maybe.
I am somewhere where this street sign makes sense:
what does this signify, seriously?
....
oh.
Now that you mention it
it does look like a crosswalk sign.
hehehehe...heh.....eh....
anyway, the speed limit signs here are yellow and have a red ring around the numbers.
Where the fuck am I, seriously? I'm still thinking Sweden or one of the other Nordic countries but I can't be sure.
ah, Finland.
it was Finland.
I was way off the mark with mine. The roads are in Italian.
Also apparently I'm on a rather dangerous road:
Bucerias is the default starting screen.
NONE OF YOU ARE SPECIAL, MUAHAHAHAHA
Does the ancient evil take the form of a tightrope-walker in a Spiderman costume?
Because that seems like a pretty easy ancient evil to defeat. Forget Cthulu-level, this isn't even 1st level D&D adventure level.
BEFORE THEY NEVER SPEAK AGAIN
-ominous music-
Words.
*has spoken again*
That's gonna be a liiiiiittle bit harder than just figuring out what country you're in. I'm gonna go for it!
For some reason, this game reminds me of The Hangover.
That was a SILLY MOVIE
Call it a wild guess, but I'm gonna say France.
Now I just need to keep an eye out for airport signs...