my six-word memoir

Salix Babylonika · 2016-03-19 07:43:15

"How should I start? Oh, fuck."

Hexartes · 2016-03-19 07:47:03

"How can you eat your pudding when you haven't had yer meat?"

Salix Babylonika · 2016-03-19 07:47:48

that's twelve words

Tre · 2016-03-19 07:51:47

"Nerd trash, traveling alone (in desperation)."

alternatively, if you want to hate me forever:

Spoiler:

"Tiny and Big in Grandpa's Leftovers."

Klinotaxis · 2016-03-19 07:52:30

Jane said:
that's twelve words

you deserve two memoirs

Hexartes · 2016-03-19 07:52:31

Jane said:
that's twelve words

"YOU HAVEN'T HAD YER MEAT"

Klinotaxis · 2016-03-19 07:58:07

that's five words

Obā-san · 2016-03-19 08:04:36

toriel shotguns sans a bong hit

Tatterhood · 2016-03-19 21:57:42

Klinotaxis said:
that's five words

you have not had you are meat

Klinotaxis · 2016-03-19 22:07:36

that's seven words, but i'm taking it as my memoir anyway

Calica · 2016-03-19 22:13:21

memoir and a sixth

Yarrun XIX · 2016-03-19 22:14:20

My God, was he even human?

Imipolex G · 2016-03-20 01:03:38

part cow all along, turns out

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-03-20 01:07:42

Curiouser and curiouser: A noble aspiration.

Hexartes · 2016-03-20 01:09:34

"Day in, day out, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick."

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-20 01:16:53

my preferred six-word memoir:

made a mark on this planet

my actual six-word memoir:

wanna do something, waited too long

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-03-20 01:29:29

Kexruct said:
"Day in, day out, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick."

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Aliroz · 2016-03-21 04:03:41

I need to wear a hat.

Crystal · 2016-03-21 04:12:41

Chirp chirp chirp Chirp, chirp chirp.

Hexartes · 2016-03-21 04:41:57

"I've been holding out so long
I've been sleeping all alone
Lord I miss you
I've been hanging on the phone
I've been sleeping all alone
I want to kiss you

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh

Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
You've been staring in my dreams
Lord I miss you.
I've been waiting in the hall
Been waiting on your call
When the phone rings
It's just some friends of mine that say,
"Hey, what's the matter man?
We're gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you
We're gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to"

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Oh everybody waits so long
Oh baby why you wait so long
Won't you come on! Come on!

I've been walking Central Park
Singing after dark
People think I'm crazy
I've been stumbling on my feet
Shuffling through the street
People ask me, "What's the matter with you boy?"

Sometimes I want to say to myself
Sometimes I say

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
I won't miss you child

I guess I'm lying to myself
It's just you and no one else
Lord I won't miss you child
You've been blotting out my mind
Fooling on my time
No, I won't miss you, baby, yeah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah"

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-21 05:27:51

that's not six words

my six-word memoir

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