Easter 2016

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• Section42L

  2016-03-08 07:28:15

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Anonus said:

  
  

  • Should I write in honor of Easter?

  What would you write?
• Anonus

  2016-03-08 07:31:20

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  A story about Easter. Probably something intended to replace Yogi the Easter Bear which is supposed to be really bad and/or extremely WTF.
• buttercrispy

  2016-03-08 17:29:15

  I'm gonna try and get to mass for all of holy week, and then Easter Vigil where my dad sings the exultet which is always fun, but weird because I'm not coaching him in the car this year. We're taking Aondeug with us to at least that.
• Toolsie

  2016-03-08 17:30:25 edited 2016-03-08 17:31:09

  ಠ_ಠ

  There's a possibility that I may be working over the Easter break, depending on if I get selected to do any UCAS fairs over Easter. 
• Toolsie

  2016-03-08 17:31:11

  ಠ_ಠ

  Also, Easter Sunday falls on my mum's birthday. 
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-03-08 17:34:32 edited 2016-03-08 17:36:14

  I'm wondering why there aren't Wester, Norther, and Souther.
  
  Wester should be celebrated about 182 days later or so.
  
  Since the Chinese way of naming cardinal directions is East South West North, Souther should be celebrated after Easter and before Wester, about 71 days in between, and then Norther should be celebrated about 71 days after Wester.
  
  #deliberatelymissingtheoriginalpointoftheholiday
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-03-08 17:37:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  buttercrispy said:

  I'm gonna try and get to mass for all of holy week, and then Easter Vigil where my dad sings the exultet which is always fun, but weird because I'm not coaching him in the car this year. We're taking Aondeug with us to at least that.

  When you see her next tell her to message Centie
• lee4hmz

  2016-03-08 20:43:56

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  1. candy
  2. candy
  3. also, candy
     
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-03-08 20:47:45

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  glennmagusharvey said:

  I'm wondering why there aren't Wester, Norther, and Souther.
  
  Wester should be celebrated about 182 days later or so.
  
  Since the Chinese way of naming cardinal directions is East South West North, Souther should be celebrated after Easter and before Wester, about 71 days in between, and then Norther should be celebrated about 71 days after Wester.
  
  #deliberatelymissingtheoriginalpointoftheholiday
  

  Eostre.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-08 21:07:14

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -prepares the egg cannon-
• Calica

  2016-03-08 21:39:34

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  I'm wondering why there aren't Wester, Norther, and Souther.
  
  Wester should be celebrated about 182 days later or so.
  
  Since the Chinese way of naming cardinal directions is East South West North, Souther should be celebrated after Easter and before Wester, about 71 days in between, and then Norther should be celebrated about 71 days after Wester.
  
  #deliberatelymissingtheoriginalpointoftheholiday
  

  Eostre.

  Paschal.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-03-09 00:48:06

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Calica said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  I'm wondering why there aren't Wester, Norther, and Souther.
  
  Wester should be celebrated about 182 days later or so.
  
  Since the Chinese way of naming cardinal directions is East South West North, Souther should be celebrated after Easter and before Wester, about 71 days in between, and then Norther should be celebrated about 71 days after Wester.
  
  #deliberatelymissingtheoriginalpointoftheholiday
  

  Eostre.

  Paschal.

  Pesach, mein goyische freund.

  
  

  Also: Mohnomishe, because :zoviet*france: erryday.
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-09 01:42:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  The Walmart here has a sign out front counting down the days until Easter. I guess they're trying to make it the new Christmas.
  
  in other news, fuck Walmart
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-03-09 01:48:08

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  man i really wish i were hanging out with imi right now
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-09 02:00:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  why
• Princess Alice

  2016-03-09 02:05:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  i dunno, i just pictured you driving past a walmart in some generic suburban area as the sun went down and imagined a nice cool, dry summer evening and it seemed like a nice time to be with friends
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-09 02:17:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it might be, but still, fuck Walmart.
  
• Tachyon

  2016-03-09 02:42:01

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i just pictured you driving past a walmart in some generic suburban area as the sun went down and sticking your hand out the window and flipping them off
• Hexartes

  2016-03-09 02:56:28

  Imipolex G said:

  The Walmart here has a sign out front counting down the days until Easter. I guess they're trying to make it the new Christmas.
  
  in other news, fuck Walmart
  

  For what it's worth, it is also effectively a countdown to when Walmart's seven month long constant holiday season will be over
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-09 02:57:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ...there's a time when it's not the holiday season at Walmart?
  
• Obā-san

  2016-03-09 02:57:51

  
  

  * we get candy in baskets

  * not really?

  * i was never under the impression that he was, isn't really a thing in my family

  * sure?
• Anonus

  2016-03-09 03:35:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Walmart is so horrible, soulless, unappealing

  
  

  They cannot even try to be fun either
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-03-09 05:18:08

  Tachyon said:

  i just pictured you driving past a walmart in some generic suburban area as the sun went down and sticking your hand out the window and flipping them off

  i do this when i drive past the statue of ronald reagan outside Washington National Airport; does that count?
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-03-09 05:19:01

  except i can't stick my hand out the window in its general direction because i'm driving and i'm on the left side of the car and it's on the right side of the road when i pass it
• Tachyon

  2016-03-09 05:23:57

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  picturing you actually leaning all the way across the passenger seat just to flip off a statue, while keeping your other hand on the wheel
  
• Calica

  2016-03-09 05:27:40

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Tachyon said:

  i just pictured you driving past a walmart in some generic suburban area as the sun went down and sticking your hand out the window and flipping them off

  i do this when i drive past the statue of ronald reagan outside Washington National Airport; does that count?

  I've probably said this before to you but I've heard the air traffic controllers still refuse to call it anything but National and I think that's beautiful.
• Tatterhood

  2016-03-09 14:01:22

  my easter tradition is going to my grandfather's house and looking for chocolate eggs that we never found ten years ago
• Anonus

  2016-03-24 08:22:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Easter is in three days and I still haven't written anything in honor of Easter
• Obā-san

  2016-03-24 09:01:22

  
  

  now at long last I know when Easter is
  
  now I can catch and vore that rascally rabbit
• Toolsie

  2016-03-24 09:08:47

  ಠ_ಠ

  My mum's birthday falls on Easter Sunday.
  
  So extra cake for me!