If you could have any superpower...

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• Irene

  2012-02-16 03:31:55 edited 2012-02-16 03:32:24

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  Hmmm...

  
  

  Super Strength perhaps. Or Flight.
• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-16 07:38:12

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Either electricity powers or time manipulation (as in metaphorical fast-forward, slow-down, and pause buttons) appeal to me the most.
• Unknown

  2012-02-16 11:00:33

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• Vriska

  2012-02-16 11:46:08

  8luh 8luh.

  Fly, Pupa! Flyyyyyyyy! Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
  
  Like I said in the other thread it would 8e cool to manipul8 luck.
  
• King_Friday

  2012-02-16 18:24:00

  BEEFCAKE

  To make people do whatever I want.
• Tachyon

  2012-02-16 18:26:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  To be able to travel freely and comfortably through outer space, unassisted.
  
  Not that I plan on actually doing that, I just want the required secondary superpowers.
  
• Tre

  2012-02-16 21:25:15

  
  

  The power to give myself powers, though I'd only be able to use one at a time.
  
  It'd still be a totes sweet power though.
• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-16 21:28:34

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  ^So basically, the power to be Megaman?
• PlutoniumFist

  2012-02-16 21:31:25

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  I've noticed that as I've gotten older I've wanted powers that are less and less 'out-there.' This was probably influenced by a large number of horror movies.
  
  Super-speed is probably my current number one. Or maybe being able to mimic any physical movement just by watching it.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-02-16 22:07:39

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I used to want to be invisible. Now I think I'd go for time-manipulation.
  
  Just the thought of never staying up late to do an essay is so...enamoring
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-16 22:08:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Time will not be manipulated. She will hand you your ass on a platter.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-16 22:13:48

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  What about space, then? Is she any more open to that?
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-16 22:17:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Yeah, space is more of a pushover. They've actually gotten somewhere with her, y'know.
  
• Unknown

  2012-02-16 22:19:54

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• Misery

  2012-02-17 16:54:10

  The sadness will last forever.

  Shapeshifting.
• Tre

  2012-02-17 17:42:33

  
  

  @ProfessorGator: Without the latent robot assassination and the robot aspect, so sort of.