Super Bowl 50

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• MetaFour

  2016-02-07 13:36:25

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  I'm rooting for the Bears!
• Calica

  2016-02-07 18:09:19

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  go Panthers i guess
• Tre

  2016-02-07 19:49:15

  
  

  I live in North Carolina so I guess that makes the expected allegiance clear
  
  I don't really care though
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-02-07 19:52:33

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Go team what throws the ball good.
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-02-07 20:17:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  YEAH SPORTSBALL
  
• Calica

  2016-02-07 20:59:49

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Tre said:

  I live in North Carolina so I guess that makes the expected allegiance clear
  
  I don't really care though

  I thought you lived in Kentucky now but as you can see I'm basically in the same boat (except I live in LA now)
• Tre

  2016-02-07 21:03:02

  
  

  technically speaking I'm in Kentucky for educational purposes, but NC is still home (and where my legal address is)
• Odradek

  2016-02-07 21:21:42

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I wonder what team of hired mercenaries from all over America loyal mainly to money that have been arbitrarily picked to represent a city will beat another such team of mercenaries in an overhyped, quasi-religious, gladiatorial, yet deeply boring, bloodsport that any civilized country would have outlawed years ago.
• Imipolex G

  2016-02-07 21:22:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ^
• Calica

  2016-02-07 21:41:53

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Baldanders said:

  I wonder what team of hired mercenaries from all over America loyal mainly to money that have been arbitrarily picked to represent a city will beat another such team of mercenaries in an overhyped, quasi-religious, gladiatorial, yet deeply boring, bloodsport that any civilized country would have outlawed years ago.

  they played an NFL game in London recently

  
  

  ("the UK isn't a civilized country either")
• Obā-san

  2016-02-07 21:44:40

  
  

  a civilized country without bloodsport is like a banana split without a banana
• Obā-san

  2016-02-07 21:50:01

  
  

  unfortunately, football is still boring, because traumatic brain injuries rarely if ever involve lions
• Obā-san

  2016-02-07 21:51:15 edited 2016-02-07 21:52:43

  
  

  this is why I now put forth the motion to institute lionball, which is exactly like football, but you are only allowed to touch the ball with your pet lion
• Obā-san

  2016-02-07 21:54:17

  
  

  other contemporary bloodsport ideas include:
  
  * soccer where you run with scissors
  
  * water polo with sharks
  
  * curling with landmines
  
  * hockey
• Anonus

  2016-02-07 21:57:14

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  this is why I now put forth the motion to institute lionball, which is exactly like football, but you are only allowed to touch the ball with your pet lion

  how many people even have pet lions though

  
  

  I suppose Steven would be great at it though
• Obā-san

  2016-02-07 21:57:27

  
  

  this is why it's dangerous
• Crystal

  2016-02-07 22:12:30

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  I contest that the only good part about this always has been, and always will be, the Puppy Bowl or similar (which I don't even watch).
• Calica

  2016-02-07 22:13:08

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  apparently presidential candidate jim gilmore is hosting a puppy bowl watch party in new hampshire
• Odradek

  2016-02-07 23:35:41

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  other contemporary bloodsport ideas include:
  
  * soccer where you run with scissors
  
  * water polo with sharks
  
  * curling with landmines
  
  * hockey

  Just bring back gladiators
• Imipolex G

  2016-02-07 23:37:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Calvinball is the only sport worth playing or watching.
  
• Anonus

  2016-02-07 23:38:10

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  there was a thing earlier where they had every previous Super Bowl MVP come out onto the field (except Peyton Manning, who is playing today)

  
  

  it was disquieting seeing some of them with limps
• Tachyon

  2016-02-07 23:41:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  It's started.
  
  Who's watching?
  
• Anonus

  2016-02-07 23:44:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Me

  
  

  CBS's new scorebar is beautiful

  
  

  The stuff they brought out for the last one they had (XLVII) looked like ESPN ripoffs
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:03:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  this "Puppy Monkey Baby" is deeply unappealing
• Tachyon

  2016-02-08 00:09:14

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  the what
  
  is that something to do with the ads?
  
  the BBC don't show those (tho they'll probably show the best ads later)
  
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:10:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  it's something from a Mountain Dew KickStart ad
• Tachyon

  2016-02-08 00:10:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  oh
• Obā-san

  2016-02-08 00:12:14

  
  

  Anonus said:

  this "Puppy Monkey Baby" is deeply unappealing

  ive been seeing this on youtube for what feels like an aternity now i hate it
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:13:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i'm sorry
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:15:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "Coming up on the Jeep Super Bowl Today Halftime Report"

  
  

  the first quarter isn't even over yet!
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-02-08 00:29:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Tachyon said:

  the what
  
  is that something to do with the ads?
  
  the BBC don't show those (tho they'll probably show the best ads later)
  

  smh brits not knowing about the superbowl puppy monkey baby disrespecting our traditions smh
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:31:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  fuck Carolina scored a touchdown

  
  

  I am sorry for this momentary rift, Tre
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:34:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "CBS is proud to be television's gold standard..."

  
  

  God I hate it when CBS shows football because I have to be subjected to this shit
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:36:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  the events that just transpired with the ball remind me that I barely understand the rules of this game
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:38:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Verizon is being made to suffer for their ball ad
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:40:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ooh, coastal imagery!
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:42:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  the momentum seems to be swinging in Carolina's direction now
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:46:10

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Cam Newton threw to Ted Ginn who was looking to throw it himself

  
  

  I wasn't aware that a receiver could get rid of the ball
• Tre

  2016-02-08 00:50:58

  
  

  Anonus said:

  fuck Carolina scored a touchdown

  
  

  I am sorry for this momentary rift, Tre

  
  irdc tbh so you're good
• Tachyon

  2016-02-08 00:51:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  The technical rules are beyond me, so i just take the commentators' word for it.
  
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:56:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^alright

  
  

  ^sounds sensible

  
  

  also this is the bazillionth time Denver has been flagged this game
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:57:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  and Denver recovered a fumble
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:58:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  a Coke ad with Ant-Man and the Hulk

  
  

  I'm so tired of Marvel
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 00:59:34

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Ooh, mint footage!
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 01:03:07

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh god Peyton threw a pick
• Tachyon

  2016-02-08 01:45:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i thought the show was pretty good
  
  not absolutely bonkers the way Katy Perry's was, but spectacular and energetic
  
• Tre

  2016-02-08 01:46:36

  
  

  I liked it too
• eriophora zia

  2016-02-08 02:01:04

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I didn't see it, but I heard BD and SCV were both in it so that's gotta be great.
• Imipolex G

  2016-02-08 02:02:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ...who?
• Anonus

  2016-02-08 02:02:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I ducked out during the halftime show >_>