The Daily Mail-O-Matic

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• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 09:21:45

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 09:23:26

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  
• Obā-san

  2012-02-14 09:23:27

  
  

  HAVE WORKING MOTHERS MADE MIDDLE BRITAIN OBESE?
• Idler

  2012-02-14 09:24:46

  
  

  HAVE THE P.C. BRIGADE GIVEN THE MEMORY OF DIANA CANCER?
• Obā-san

  2012-02-14 09:25:44

  
  

  WILL TWITTER MAKE THE QUEEN

   IMPOTENT?
• Idler

  2012-02-14 09:26:26

  
  

  IS CHANNEL 4 STEALING FROM THE QUEEN?
• Obā-san

  2012-02-14 09:26:46

  
  

  WILL GAYS DEFRAUD THE ROYAL FAMILY?
• Idler

  2012-02-14 09:41:21

  IS FEMINISM HURTING THE CHURCH?
• Obā-san

  2012-02-14 09:42:05

  
  

  HAS FACEBOOK TURNED TAXPAYERS' MONEY GAY?
• Tachyon

  2012-02-14 10:08:01 edited 2012-02-14 10:08:17

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS GIVEN CLIFF RICHARD CANCER?
  
  COULD THE BBC GIVE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY DIABETES?
  
• Idler

  2012-02-14 10:21:35

  
  

  COULD THE GERMANS DEVALUE TAXPAYERS' MONEY?
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 10:23:14 edited 2012-02-14 10:23:22

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  COULD THE GERMANS DEVALUE TAXPAYERS' MONEY?
  

  YES THEY COULD :O
  
• Idler

  2012-02-14 10:25:23

  WILL THE LABOUR PARTY GIVE YOUR CHILDREN CANCER?
• Justice4243

  2012-02-14 11:05:16

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  WILL IMMIGRANTS GIVE THE CHURCH CANCER?
• Viani

  2012-02-14 14:15:08

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  WILL THE NANNY STATE RIP OFF TAXPAYERS' MONEY?
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-14 14:18:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  WILL THE GERMANS SCROUNGE OFF BRITAIN'S FARMERS?
  
  Damn Germans!
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-14 17:21:49 edited 2012-02-14 17:22:41

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  ARE BRITAIN'S SWANS MOLESTING THE QUEEN'S CHILDREN?
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-02-14 17:25:48

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  HAVE CHAVS IMPREGNATED BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
• Idler

  2012-02-14 17:29:40

  
  

  ARE THE FRENCH GIVING ENGLAND CANCER?
• Misery

  2012-02-14 17:31:28

  The sadness will last forever.

  
  

  COULD THE INTERNET TURN YOUR DAUGHTERS GAY?
• Idler

  2012-02-14 17:33:33

  HAVE THE UNIONS BURGLED YOUR MORTGAGE?
• Justice4243

  2012-02-14 17:57:53

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  COULD THE BBC STEAL FROM THE QUEEN?
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-14 18:06:03

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  COULD CANCER GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?
• Justice4243

  2012-02-14 18:06:21

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  ^ XD
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 18:07:30

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Btw, I bet some of these have been Daily Mail headlines at some point
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-14 18:08:08

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  ARE PAEDOPHILES MAKING YOU OBESE?
• Justice4243

  2012-02-14 18:13:09

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Lee is getting all the best ones.
• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-14 18:17:57

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  HAS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT GIVEN TAXPAYERS' MONEY DIABETES?
• Spacey

  2012-02-14 18:44:28 edited 2012-02-14 18:44:46

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  ARE GAYS DESTROYING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
• Obā-san

  2012-02-14 18:47:04

  
  

  No, we're saving it.

  
  

  HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS INFECTED BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?
• Justice4243

  2012-02-14 20:33:05

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  ^^ OK, that one has almost certainly been an actual headline or something damn close.
• King_Friday

  2012-02-14 22:23:27 edited 2012-02-14 22:23:49

  BEEFCAKE

  ARE BEES MAKING BRITAIN STUPID?
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-15 00:59:59

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  WILL CANCER MOLEST PROPERTY PRICES?

  
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-15 01:00:41

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  WILL THE METRIC SYSTEM HAVE SEX WITH TAXPAYERS?