The Daily Mail-O-Matic

Idler · 2012-02-14 09:19:53

Behold.

IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVING YOUR PENSION DIABETES?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-14 09:21:45

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-14 09:23:26

Obā-san · 2012-02-14 09:23:27

HAVE WORKING MOTHERS MADE MIDDLE BRITAIN OBESE?

Idler · 2012-02-14 09:24:46

HAVE THE P.C. BRIGADE GIVEN THE MEMORY OF DIANA CANCER?

Obā-san · 2012-02-14 09:25:44

WILL TWITTER MAKE THE QUEEN

IMPOTENT?

Idler · 2012-02-14 09:26:26

IS CHANNEL 4 STEALING FROM THE QUEEN?

Obā-san · 2012-02-14 09:26:46

WILL GAYS DEFRAUD THE ROYAL FAMILY?

Idler · 2012-02-14 09:41:21

IS FEMINISM HURTING THE CHURCH?

Obā-san · 2012-02-14 09:42:05

HAS FACEBOOK TURNED TAXPAYERS' MONEY GAY?

Tachyon · 2012-02-14 10:08:01

HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS GIVEN CLIFF RICHARD CANCER?

COULD THE BBC GIVE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY DIABETES?

Idler · 2012-02-14 10:21:35

COULD THE GERMANS DEVALUE TAXPAYERS' MONEY?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-14 10:23:14

COULD THE GERMANS DEVALUE TAXPAYERS' MONEY?

YES THEY COULD :O

Idler · 2012-02-14 10:25:23

WILL THE LABOUR PARTY GIVE YOUR CHILDREN CANCER?

Justice4243 · 2012-02-14 11:05:16

WILL IMMIGRANTS GIVE THE CHURCH CANCER?

Viani · 2012-02-14 14:15:08

WILL THE NANNY STATE RIP OFF TAXPAYERS' MONEY?

Imipolex G · 2012-02-14 14:18:54

WILL THE GERMANS SCROUNGE OFF BRITAIN'S FARMERS?

Damn Germans!

ProfessorGator · 2012-02-14 17:21:49

ARE BRITAIN'S SWANS MOLESTING THE QUEEN'S CHILDREN?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-14 17:25:48

HAVE CHAVS IMPREGNATED BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

Idler · 2012-02-14 17:29:40

ARE THE FRENCH GIVING ENGLAND CANCER?

Misery · 2012-02-14 17:31:28

COULD THE INTERNET TURN YOUR DAUGHTERS GAY?

Idler · 2012-02-14 17:33:33

HAVE THE UNIONS BURGLED YOUR MORTGAGE?

Justice4243 · 2012-02-14 17:57:53

COULD THE BBC STEAL FROM THE QUEEN?

lee4hmz · 2012-02-14 18:06:03

COULD CANCER GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?

Justice4243 · 2012-02-14 18:06:21

^ XD

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-14 18:07:30

Btw, I bet some of these have been Daily Mail headlines at some point

lee4hmz · 2012-02-14 18:08:08

ARE PAEDOPHILES MAKING YOU OBESE?

Justice4243 · 2012-02-14 18:13:09

Lee is getting all the best ones.

ProfessorGator · 2012-02-14 18:17:57

HAS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT GIVEN TAXPAYERS' MONEY DIABETES?

Spacey · 2012-02-14 18:44:28

ARE GAYS DESTROYING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?

Obā-san · 2012-02-14 18:47:04

No, we're saving it.

HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS INFECTED BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?

Justice4243 · 2012-02-14 20:33:05

^^ OK, that one has almost certainly been an actual headline or something damn close.

King_Friday · 2012-02-14 22:23:27

ARE BEES MAKING BRITAIN STUPID?

lee4hmz · 2012-02-15 00:59:59

WILL CANCER MOLEST PROPERTY PRICES?

lee4hmz · 2012-02-15 01:00:41

WILL THE METRIC SYSTEM HAVE SEX WITH TAXPAYERS?

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