Valentine's Day Thread

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• Unknown

  2012-02-13 20:09:22

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• Anonus

  2012-02-13 20:10:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Both of us have stuff to do during the day.
  
  I want to make CA a present, but don't want to spoil what I'd like to make her.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-02-13 20:11:51

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Friday and I had our "Anniversary of when we met" celebration this past Saturday. So I'm just going to figure out something nice to cook for Valentine's day. 

  
  

  Trying to eat out on Valentine's day BLOWS. Valentine's is the busiest restaurant day of the year.
• Viani

  2012-02-13 20:11:56

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Look for a ronery girl/boy and offer them something nice, and get to know them!
  
  There are tons of alone people on valentines day, and if they ARE in public, they are probably playing the "indirect lure" gambit where they wish somebody would come along and talk to them and offer their company, even if they aren't aware of it.
  
  even if there is no sex or dating or romance involved it doesn't mean sharing each other's company isn't worth it. Spending some time wandering around town talking about things does wonders for meeting new friends.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-13 20:12:11 edited 2012-02-13 20:12:22

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  @Anonus: I wanted to make you a present, of sorts, but I was saving it for our 2/23 anniversary, not Valentine's.
  
• Unknown

  2012-02-13 20:14:14 edited 2012-02-13 20:14:27

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• Viani

  2012-02-13 20:15:55

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Yes.
  
  If your loneradar is good enough, you can probably find somebody wandering around at the mall with an iPod, or just sitting at a bench staring off into space, or anywhere really.
  
  If they aren't bitching about being alone on the internet they are out in the open, in public, alone, probably gambling to see if somebody finds them interesting. Many people do that, but it's never something people admit.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-13 20:16:01

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  @Tnophelia: That does sound like a nice gesture. I hope it works out all right for you. Though I'd recommend you make sure you have some sort of common interest as you're meeting this person. You wouldn't want to scare them or anything.

  
  

  I'm getting a Valentine's Day surprise for my mother tomorrow. My friend's sorority was selling something I thought would be nice to give her. Only problem is I forgot the edible treats because I thought you couldn't get them unless you were delivering them to another student's dorm. Whoops!
• Unknown

  2012-02-13 20:19:19 edited 2012-02-13 20:19:59

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• Anonus

  2012-02-13 20:21:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  @CentralAvenue Funny, I had thought of that, too.
  
• Viani

  2012-02-13 20:24:07 edited 2012-02-13 20:34:02

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Though I'd recommend you make sure you have some sort of common interest
  as you're meeting this person. You wouldn't want to scare them or
  anything.
  
  Well he's been having problems with his girlfriend (because I talked on the phone with her and they are in one of those relationship limbos now that fighting occured) so I asked his girlfriend if I could take him out for Valentine's day under a few conditions..... A) to raise his self-esteem and give him the "It's okay if you can't make her orgasm because it's not your fault" talk, because he listens to me .He helps me with video game shit I don't understand for myself, like PSP modding so I can play FF7 on my PSP. Emily has a boyfriend, and has rejected my offer to take her out on V-Day even though her BF is like, 140 miles away and probably at a bar cheating on her. And...I am not allowed to have sex with him. Even if he offers, and even if his GFs okay with it. Due to personal morality complications. I mean like I don't even know why that popped into my head at all, but now it did and I have to initiate that as a rule. So no sex in the champagne room with the nerdy modding rich-kind-of guy until I resolve things with Maria because she's wondering if I am coming back to her and still going "please come to my house on V-day I'm so alone T_T" and what not.
  
  which reminds me I need to go to Maria's house and tell her LOLNO and head out to get a PSP Vita and watch movies rather than hide from her parents in her room and quietly make out with her and listen to her cry and moan about how horrible her life is. PSP Vitas and movies are much more fun.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-13 20:34:41

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Oh, okay. I thought you were planning to go around meeting new people just to make each other happy. My mistake. Once again, I hope everything goes well.
• Viani

  2012-02-13 20:35:27 edited 2012-02-13 20:36:30

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I just got a great idea.
  
  I wonder if anyone ever does that "Stand outside somebody's window with a 90's Boombox playing their ideal lover's favorite song on high" thing.
  
  I would so do it if the situation called for it but I have no 90's boom box or a reason to sit outside a window and do that.
  

  Oh, okay. I thought you were planning to go around meeting new people
  just to make each other happy. My mistake. Once again, I hope everything
  goes well.
  

  ^ You should do this. Find some random person that you find attractive that is being ronery and introduce them to lucario porn Pokemon and see if they like it.
  
• Gelzo

  2012-02-13 20:38:05

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  I'll be going over to Japan in the near future for several months, so now isn't a good time to initiate a relationship. Though there is a cute girl in one of my classes I think I'd get along with, and my friend keeps telling me about this teacher of his that he thinks I'd be perfect for.
• Justice4243

  2012-02-13 20:38:12

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• Viani

  2012-02-13 20:41:15

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Platonic love is a chaste and strong type of love that is non-sexual.
• Misery

  2012-02-13 20:48:00

  The sadness will last forever.

  I dunno..guess I will do nothing.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-13 20:59:38

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Me and my girl are leaving tonight to take a trip out of state.
• Viani

  2012-02-13 21:02:32

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  to do what?
  
  get married? :P
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-13 21:06:05

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  PRECISAMUNDO

  
  

  except eeeeew no
• Vriska

  2012-02-13 21:07:39

  8luh 8luh.

  I'm going to hang out and enjoy the fact that it happens to 8e my day off.

  
  

  'Though I changed my avatar for the occasion 8ecause I thought this Vriska was too cute not to use.
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-13 21:16:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "I'm going to hang out and enjoy the fact that it happens to 8e my day off."
  
  Same.
  
  Although I may scout the internet for boob pix too.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-13 21:17:28

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  CUTE NEW AVATAR GET
• Viani

  2012-02-13 21:21:50

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Dawwww
  
  Already commented on it.
  
  
• Haven

  2012-02-13 21:25:50

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Maybe I'll go to a bar or something.
• Viani

  2012-02-13 21:27:09

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Just make sure not to get into a guy's car if it doesn't have a seat-belt or a real seat, and there's a glass blast-window between the both of you.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-02-13 21:34:34

  
  

  Death Proof~
• Haven

  2012-02-13 21:34:35

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  and there's a glass blast-window between the both of you.

  
  

  So...Ned's car from Pushing Daisies?
• Obā-san

  2012-02-13 21:36:57

  
  

  As I said, Death Proof.
• Haven

  2012-02-14 01:34:56

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Though I'll probably also spend a good amount of time looking up cute pictures on skaianet.
• Viani

  2012-02-14 01:44:15

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Looking around at my Facebook friend's pages. God damn....
  
  "I hope the sun never rises tomorrow. fuck valientines day."
  
  "Looks like I'll have to cut my wrist extra deep tonight and hope I die before the sun rises. I don't want to be alone tomorrow. I don't want to be alone tomorrow. I don't want to be alone tomorrow. I don't want to be alone tomorrow. I don't want to be alone tomorrow. I don't want to be alone tomorrow. I don't want to be alone tomorrow. Please somebody come to save me."
  
  "To all those smug-ass couples out there who think they're hot shit because they can buy stupid fucking cards and chocolate candies out and waste your money, fuck you, suck my dick. I'll be having real fun at my house. I don't need a girlfriend to have fun at all, and y'all can rot in hell and take your fuckin cupid shit with you hahaha"
  
  "I was always alone on Valentines day and look which day is coming tomorrow. sucks that women are such imperfect beings otherwise i would be happy in sharing my time with one and granting them my attention but whatever procreation is not a neccesity of mine nor is giving my hard earned cash to chinese card and toy makers or wasting money on worthless trinkets"
  
  "fuck valentines day i dont need a girlfriend or a wife im perfectly fine on my own and im the best company i can have!"
  
  "days like tomorrow remind me of a message I once wrote to future self...why am I not dead yet?"
  
  "women aren't everything, so I don't need anyone giving me shit about playing games tomorrow and not heading off to school"
  
  Valentine's Day hasn't even started and they are already being weird.
  
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-14 01:48:40

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Tno: Wow, bitter much? Their reactions to Valentine's Day are about as called-for as Chris-chan's reaction to someone else winning the PaRappa contest -- i.e. completely unacceptable.
• Unknown

  2012-02-14 01:50:39 edited 2012-02-14 01:50:47

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• Viani

  2012-02-14 01:51:11

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Doesn't help that I added most of these people solely because of the games they play and the classes I met them in, rather than their character quality.
  
• Bunny

  2012-02-14 01:52:11

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Wow.

  
  

  Sounds like your friends are assholes.
• Viani

  2012-02-14 01:54:26

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  To think 6 years ago I was just like them....:<
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 02:49:17

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Ohh, its Champs League tonight so I'll probably watch that after making Draco something in MS paint
  
• Haven

  2012-02-14 16:21:48 edited 2012-02-14 16:21:57

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-14 16:23:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  NOT THE BEES
  
• Vriska

  2012-02-14 16:23:28

  8luh 8luh.

  Now, how could I say no to Nic?
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-14 16:25:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Vriska

  2012-02-14 16:26:37

  8luh 8luh.

  <33333333
• Unknown

  2012-02-14 16:46:07

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• Yarrun XIX

  2012-02-14 16:54:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Valentines Day is actually going quite well, considering that I was consumed with hatred for the holiday a year ago.
  
  
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-14 17:07:39

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Unfortunately, I didn't get the Valentine's Day surprise to give to Mom today. I did give candy to a few of my friends and a guy who sat with us at lunch, though, so I feel like I at least did something appropriate.
• Viani

  2012-02-14 18:14:02

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  That Nicolas Cage Valentine made my day fucking awesome and put me in a Heavenly DMW Status. My next limit should be kick ass.
  
• King_Friday

  2012-02-14 23:23:51

  BEEFCAKE

  I'm going to give Justice an old fashioned make him a cake for valentines day
• Gelzo

  2012-02-14 23:27:55

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  
• Viani

  2012-02-15 00:33:04

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  ...why was I expecting them to actually be cooking something instead of something sexual?
  
  That's like...an Inversion, right?
  
• Haven

  2012-02-15 00:37:36

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.