How come they don't serve apples at Applebee's?

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• Anonus

  2016-01-18 09:39:20

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  brrrapplebee's
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-18 09:44:55

  kill living beings
  

  And, indeed, why do they not serve bees
  
• Tachyon

  2016-01-18 10:01:00

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  good & important questions
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-01-18 18:45:19

  Klinotaxis said:

  And, indeed, why do they not serve bees
  

  they've been stung by that customer base before and there are no non-discrimination laws that force their hand no the issue
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-18 22:21:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  apples with bees in them
  
• Odradek

  2016-01-18 22:23:11

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-01-18 22:27:40

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Because it's a last name.
  
  *is quietly taken out behind the woodshed and shot*
• Obā-san

  2016-01-18 22:30:14

  
  

  NO DO NOT SHOOT THE FERRET OAO
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-18 22:37:36

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Because it's a last name.
  
  *is quietly taken out behind the woodshed and shot*

  Since when have last names ever stopped people from being punny?
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-01-18 22:40:03 edited 2016-01-18 22:40:15

  Central Avenue said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Because it's a last name.
  
  *is quietly taken out behind the woodshed and shot*

  Since when have last names ever stopped people from being punny?

  It was only recent history that the Commonwealth of Kentucky had, as its Agriculture Commissioner, a Republican politician named Richie Farmer.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-01-18 22:41:26

  lol this is a featured article even https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richie_Farmer
  
  i remember when i joke-edited it to say that he has the most appropriate name for his (now-former) post
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-01-18 22:47:32

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  NO DO NOT SHOOT THE FERRET OAO

  
  They used water pistols and now I am cold and wet.
  
  Lead the resistance! Avenge me, for the revolution!
• Obā-san

  2016-01-18 22:48:59

  
  

  (*avenges vengefully*)