Inner Tubes defeat the purpose of a wave pool

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• Obā-san

  2015-12-20 15:39:00

  
  

  the telos of wave pool is
• Tre

  2015-12-20 19:58:56

  
  

  If the purpose of a wave pool is to drown those who like coasting on the water but can't swim, sure.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-20 20:11:53

  I've never been to a wave pool.  Would like to go sometime.
  
  I wouldn't mind a tube.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-20 20:36:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I once almost got trapped underwater in a wavepool because the inner tubes were so thick that i couldn't come up for air.

  
  

  That said, dude, inner tubes are not worth getting angry about. Some people aren't half-human half-fish who communicate to the world with waterproof iPads. Theoretically, I mean
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-20 20:36:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  without an inner tube I would drown, so the logical conclusion is that you want me dead.
  
• Odradek

  2015-12-20 20:40:26

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I want to inherit your milk farm
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-20 20:40:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I knew it!
  
• Bee

  2015-12-20 20:55:33

  Yarrun XIX said:

  I once almost got trapped underwater in a wavepool because the inner tubes were so thick that i couldn't come up for air.

  
  

  That said, dude, inner tubes are not worth getting angry about.

  >literally almost died

  >not worth getting angry about
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-20 20:56:16

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it's my life or his
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-20 20:59:50

  i'll just hang around in the non-wave pool with a lilo or something
  
• Bee

  2015-12-20 21:17:17

  Why not just give people life jackets instead of tubes?

  
  

  Like, maybe poofy comfortable ones so people don't get shoulder cramps.
• Obā-san

  2015-12-20 21:18:06

  
  

  i still dont know what the purpose of a wave pool is
• Klinotaxis

  2015-12-20 21:20:44

  kill living beings
  

  You already said what the telos is: nothing.
  
  Nothing has purpose, not even wave pools.
  
• Obā-san

  2015-12-20 21:23:38

  
  

  ok but like, what is the purpose intended by the creators

  
  

  and dont give me that death of the architect bullshit i want answers damn it
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-20 21:24:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  simulates the waves of the ocean without the temptation to throw starfish
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-12-20 21:25:08

  kill living beings
  

  NOTHING HAS MEANING
  
  it's kind of nice to have waves. on the occasions i've been in the ocean i've liked goin up and down
  
• Obā-san

  2015-12-20 21:25:45

  
  

  the telos of wave pool is starfish preservation
• Bee

  2015-12-20 21:26:04 edited 2015-12-20 21:26:14

  The telos is to make so many people seasick that you can make an entire section of the waterpark out of barf.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-20 21:27:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Bee said:

  Yarrun XIX said:

  I once almost got trapped underwater in a wavepool because the inner tubes were so thick that i couldn't come up for air.

  
  

  That said, dude, inner tubes are not worth getting angry about.

  >literally almost died

  >not worth getting angry about

  Yep, that's me alright
• Obā-san

  2015-12-20 21:28:08

  
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Bee said:

  Yarrun XIX said:

  I once almost got trapped underwater in a wavepool because the inner tubes were so thick that i couldn't come up for air.

  
  

  That said, dude, inner tubes are not worth getting angry about.

  >literally almost died

  >not worth getting angry about

  Yep, that's me alright

  same honestly
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-20 21:28:46

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  ok but like, what is the purpose intended by the creators

  
  

  and dont give me that death of the architect bullshit i want answers damn it

  Okay, so if you stay where it's still standing, you can jump as the waves come in and ride the wave for a little.

  
  

  It's fun
• Obā-san

  2015-12-20 21:29:12

  
  

  oh ok that makes sense
• thenamelesssamurai

  2015-12-20 21:46:56

  
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  ok but like, what is the purpose intended by the creators

  
  

  and dont give me that death of the architect bullshit i want answers damn it

  Okay, so if you stay where it's still standing, you can jump as the waves come in and ride the wave for a little.

  
  

  It's fun

  I loved to do that as a kid.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-20 22:03:24 edited 2015-12-20 22:05:00

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  the telos of wave pool is starfish preservation

  this is now canon
  
  either that or the telos of wave pools is to hope to see attractive people half-naked
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-20 22:04:31 edited 2015-12-20 22:04:50

  edit: double post
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-20 22:42:17 edited 2015-12-20 22:42:34

  wrong thread
  
• eriophora zia

  2015-12-20 22:45:30

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I always liked just chilling on the "river" rides. They were nice; just floating along on an inner tube appealed to me. I haven't been to a water park in a very long time, though.