You have a can, like a soda can.

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 11:41:38

  i send it to the local lab to get it tested for DNA samples
  
• Calica

  2015-12-06 15:31:46

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  glennmagusharvey said:

  i send it to the local lab to get it tested for DNA samples
  

  
  
• Zeether

  2015-12-06 15:39:31

  Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
  

  Pocari Sweat?
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-06 22:16:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  drop that sucker and run
  
  like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-06 22:17:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ^ realistically, i think that'd be my most likely response
  
• Haven

  2015-12-06 22:49:01

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Imipolex G said:

  drop that sucker and run
  
  like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  

  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-06 23:48:04

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  how do we know it's mansweat?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-07 00:07:48

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  glennmagusharvey said:

  i send it to the local lab to get it tested for DNA samples
  

  
  Or...

  Imipolex G said:

  drop that sucker and run
  
  like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  
• Anonus

  2015-12-07 00:29:54

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yarrun XIX said:

  how do we know it's mansweat?

  What else would it be?
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-07 00:31:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  womansweat?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-07 00:35:34

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Animal sweat? Mixed human sweat? Some other gross substance with similar properties?
• Tachyon

  2015-12-07 00:36:13

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  . . . i feel like you'd be able to tell by the smell.
  
  is that weird?
  
• Tre

  2015-12-07 00:37:19

  
  

  No, I don't think it's weird. Human sweat is pretty pungent, particularly from the pits.
• Tachyon

  2015-12-07 00:37:20

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i definitely feel like you'd be able to smell the difference between man sweat and animal sweat, at least
  
• Obā-san

  2015-12-07 00:37:44

  
  

  Tachyon said:

  . . . i feel like you'd be able to tell by the smell.
  
  is that weird?
  

  no, people smell different from one another
• Tachyon

  2015-12-07 00:38:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  that's what i was thinking
  
  that man sweat and woman sweat tend to smell different
  
  but saying it makes it sound like i go around sniffing people, which i don't
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-07 00:39:44

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  There are other animals with similarly strong pheromones, and while testosterone adds to the reek, women can have elevated testosterone levels as well.
• Tre

  2015-12-07 00:40:06

  
  

  Yeah, I guess there is always the possibility that you might not recognize one particular person's sweat smell.
  
  I dunno about anyone else, though, but I know exactly when I get stinky to the point of annoyance. In fact, if you'll excuse me, I have a shower to take.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-07 00:45:21

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Same.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-12-07 00:54:48

  kill living beings
  

  this thread started bad and now it is way worse
  
  ewwwww
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-07 00:55:29

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  sorry
• Obā-san

  2015-12-07 00:55:51

  
  

  i want to snuggle a cute guy who smells nice
• Vriska

  2015-12-07 01:51:20

  8luh 8luh.

  I'd drop it and go find something pleasant to smell.

  
  

  
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-12-07 16:48:19

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  dump some Clorox or peroxide on it