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the FUCK YOU bottle

glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
edited 2016-04-04 09:05:36 in General
Imagine that you have a bottle.  Actually, a supply of bottles.  An endless supply of them, always within arm's reach.

Each bottle only contains two things, FUCK and YOU.

When you crack one open, it says FUCK.  Then when you shake it again, it says YOU.

The bottle ceases to exist at that point, so you don't have to worry about disposal.

FYI the source/inspiration for this is the following video (at around 2 minutes if you're impatient but it's pretty funny)

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  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    I take all the bottles containing fuck and refuse to shake them, so that it's only FUCKs.

    Later, when I'm feeling down, I shake them so it's just a bunch of disembodied voices saying "YOU". I think that could be really uplifting.
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    apply a time reversal transformation so that the bottles instead say YOU FUCK
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-01-16 21:59:01
    I crack open a bottle.

    "FUCK"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    I shake the bottle.

    "YOU"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    I want to make this thing in Pathfinder.

    First, I have to decide whether this thing should be reusable.
    Second, I have to decide whether it just says "FUCK YOU" or can play other voice clips.
  • LOAD CherryLOAD Cherry
    edited 2016-04-04 05:31:43
    Splat Charger Specialist
    Spell component, message? Magic mouth?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Craft Wondrous Item + Magic Mouth most likely, for a single-use bottle that just says Fuck You.

    Would I need Permanency to make a reusable Fuck You bottle?

    And perhaps Message instead of Magic Mouth if it's a temporary voice recorder bottle.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2016-04-04 06:00:06
    I collect hundreds of thousands of bottles to encrypt messages in a FUCK YOU variant of Morse Code.

    Most of these messages, of course, simply spell out FUCK YOU.
  • LOAD CherryLOAD Cherry
    Splat Charger Specialist
    Make a variant that uses Word of Chaos as a component that deafens the opener. (Or banishes them if they area lawful outsider)
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Knightess Cerise said:

    Make a variant that uses Word of Chaos as a component that deafens the opener. (Or banishes them if they area lawful outsider)

    the Actually Fuck You bottle
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    So apparently I never posted the source/inspiration for this idea.

    I also stuck this in the OP just for easy reference
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