Warning signs

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• Tachyon

  2015-12-01 21:56:42

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  "ice pick jokes"?
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-01 21:58:19 edited 2015-12-01 21:58:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-01 21:59:34

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  picture a blue stop sign
• Obā-san

  2015-12-01 21:59:34

  
  

  
• Odradek

  2015-12-01 22:00:03

  My dreams exceed my real life

  https://twitter.com/_stux_/status/660993102950350848
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-01 22:01:45

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  
  Warning: Road Suffers Sudden Cessation of Existence
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-01 22:02:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  why did i laugh at that
• Tachyon

  2015-12-01 22:02:50 edited 2015-12-01 22:03:14

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Baldanders said:

  https://twitter.com/_stux_/status/660993102950350848

  
  A Famous Economist said that
  
• Obā-san

  2015-12-01 22:04:16

  
  

  Trotsky Icepick was an american indie rock band

  
  

  they released an album titled El Kabong

  
  

  ANONUS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-01 22:05:09

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  also why are american road signs so boring
  
• Odradek

  2015-12-01 22:05:56

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Anyway, if someone shows any of these signs, disengage immediately.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-02 00:00:49

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Three of those apply to Naney!
• Odradek

  2015-12-02 00:01:38

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Then you may never marry
• Obā-san

  2015-12-02 00:01:38

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2015-12-02 00:02:11

  
  

  actually it's 4, im also low-key obsessed w/ Richard Nixon
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-02 00:02:27

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Baldanders said:

  Then you may never marry

  
  FUCK YOU MOM I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
• Odradek

  2015-12-02 00:06:55

  My dreams exceed my real life

  https://twitter.com/search?vertical=default&q=@immolations linen coats&src=typd

  
  

  The final question: How funny do you find these two jokes.
• Obā-san

  2015-12-02 00:07:54

  
  

  Baldanders said:

  https://twitter.com/search?vertical=default&q=@immolations linen coats&src=typd

  
  

  The final question: How funny do you find these two jokes.

  the second one is slightly amusing but mostly im just confused about what this dude has against linen coats?
• Odradek

  2015-12-02 00:11:44

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Marx talks about them a lot in Capital
• Obā-san

  2015-12-02 00:12:41

  
  

  i get that it's just

  
  

  he seems to be talking about the entire concept as though it was ridiculous?

  
  

  it's a perfectly good fabric to make a coat out of
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-02 00:13:01

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  The second one was pretty decent, but the first one's pretty eh.
• Odradek

  2015-12-02 00:15:04

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The joke is that shitlibs can't deal with Karl's rock hard analysis
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-02 00:25:21

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I thought it was more at the expense of the kind of people who really do think that robots are gonna take all our jerbs and/or people who equate communism with Stalinism, but I can definitely see that.
• Obā-san

  2015-12-02 00:25:55

  
  

  waiting for that post-scarcity society
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-02 02:18:52 edited 2015-12-02 02:20:08

  Now I'm picturing a Mystery Hunt puzzle with the title Warning Signs that has a bunch of weird clues to a set of totally mundane things.
  
  Such as a clue for the "LOOSE GRAVEL" sign being: ALASKA SENATOR GETTING FRISKY WITH PENTAGON PAPERS
  
  or "SPEED HUMP" being clued by: "DROMEDARY FEATURE NAMED AFTER DEMON ON WHEELS"