Worst Christmas songs

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• Tre

  2015-12-22 17:29:17

  
  

  As far as I can tell the only Christmas song I actively have any degree of disdain toward is probably 'Wonderful Christmastime', and it sort of depends on who's singing it

  
  

  tbh Paul kinda dropped the ball on it, it's too blunt and simple to have much merit beyond merely being Christmassy
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-12-22 17:32:38

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I wanna know why "Hippopatamus For Christmas" isn't on here.
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-22 18:29:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  because hippopotami are great
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-24 18:26:00

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i'm not very keen on Once in Royal David's City
  
  the tune is nice, not so big on the Victorian-era moralizing
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-25 05:38:50

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Acererak said:

  I know that the implication of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" was that it was his dad dressed as Santa Claus, but I didn't know what the lyrics were at the time and just assumed that it went like an elaborate holiday cuckolding porno.

  
  

  It doesn't help that the most famous cover of it is powered by child abuse.

  
  Which cover is this, precisely?
• Calica

  2015-12-25 07:54:12

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Jackson Five, maybe?
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-12-25 07:55:09

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I assumed Bing Crosby.
• Alduin

  2015-12-25 09:37:19

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Acererak said:

  I know that the implication of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" was that it was his dad dressed as Santa Claus, but I didn't know what the lyrics were at the time and just assumed that it went like an elaborate holiday cuckolding porno.

  
  

  It doesn't help that the most famous cover of it is powered by child abuse.

  
  Which cover is this, precisely?

  Jackson 5.