What is the appeal of Soylent?

It seems like it would be useful as a non-perishable item to be taken, like, camping or something, or for people who had difficulty eating solid food.

But why have Reddit types seemed to glom onto it?
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  • because it replaces food, allowing you to become future
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but it's just so boring
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    and now I'm thinking of the food pills from The Jetsons
  • more pertinent to the interest of redditors: it provides all of the nutrients your catboy needs whilst being easy to serve in a dish on the floor
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    hm?
  • Anonus said:

    but it's just so boring

    SELF-DENIAL IS A VIRTUE
  • ANONUS WHY DO YOU INSIST UPON LIVING IN SIN
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    because I'm not a masochist?
  • never heard of it apart from that film
  • (*Harrison Bergeron voice*) Soylent Green is petplaaaayyy
  • man that short story always pissed me off

    i found it in a compilation at a tender young age and thought it sounded like the work of a crotchety old republican political cartoonist so I never read another thing of Vonnegut's
  • that may be unfair

    after all, at least Mallard Fillmore has some sex appeal
  • thank you thank you, I will be here until I pass out
  • more pertinent to the interest of redditors: it provides all of the nutrients your catboy needs whilst being easy to serve in a dish on the floor

    I wonder what r/petplay is like
  • there is no r/petplay

    I thought there was a subreddit for everything
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Toolsie said:

    never heard of it apart from that film

    https://www.soylent.com/
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    The appeal is that you can now fucking engineer out all human weakness because Rob Rhineheart is afraid of kitchens and feels that cooking is an experience analogous to being tortured.
  • (If it turns green, run!)
  • there is no r/petplay

    I thought there was a subreddit for everything

    i dare you to start r/petplay
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    man that short story always pissed me off

    i found it in a compilation at a tender young age and thought it sounded like the work of a crotchety old republican political cartoonist so I never read another thing of Vonnegut's

    What's funny is "crotchety old Republican" is about as far from Vonnegut as you can get. 

    Yes, that's a reasonable interpretation to draw from "Harrison Bergeron", but the story's really a huge outlier in Vonnegut's work. So much so that some critics try to argue that Vonnegut was secretly mocking the viewpoint that the story was allegedly pushing. You know, a "stealth parody".
  • kill living beings
    start with the premise that you put zero effort into eating. you eat as cheaply as you can, either in the form of fast food, or buying instant ramen that's half salt in bulk.

    with that restriction, something that is supposedly actually nutritious is a huge improvement
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    MetaFour said:

    man that short story always pissed me off

    i found it in a compilation at a tender young age and thought it sounded like the work of a crotchety old republican political cartoonist so I never read another thing of Vonnegut's

    What's funny is "crotchety old Republican" is about as far from Vonnegut as you can get. 

    Yes, that's a reasonable interpretation to draw from "Harrison Bergeron", but the story's really a huge outlier in Vonnegut's work. So much so that some critics try to argue that Vonnegut was secretly mocking the viewpoint that the story was allegedly pushing. You know, a "stealth parody".

    Pretty much this. Aside from his scepticism about abstract art trends of the '60s-'70s (which came from a different place than the typical conservative critique anyway), he was pretty progressive and held no truck with things like trickle-down economics.
  • MachSpeed said:

    The appeal is that you can now fucking engineer out all human weakness because Rob Rhineheart is afraid of kitchens and feels that cooking is an experience analogous to being tortured.

    that bit in cyberchase where they were cooking the souffles
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I disagree. It's an interesting point, and while I love to eat and love to cook, I can understand the particular brand of neurosis on display here even if it is, indeed, a neurosis.
  • I am not willing to meaningfully engage with someone who thinks they're above eating.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i didn't think it was dumb

    it got sorta weird towards the end there
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I'm really not a fan of how patronizing that article is, never mind how it overcomplicates what are, to me, overall basic and easy things to do (provided you can walk on to the store and get all that you need for meal prep, etc).

    I'm not very hot on Soylent, since it's just not my style, but some of those arguing against it definitely aren't convincing me that it is Just Bad, or what-have-you. Of course it'd be better without mold or risk of mold, which is just kinda dumb.
  • edited 2015-11-29 19:15:56
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^ Not "above" eating, just doesn't enjoy it and would rather be doing something more enjoyable.

    You have this habit of projecting contempt for your life choices on things that you strongly disagree with or don't understand. AU does it, too, and it honestly weirds me out and strikes me as... unhealthy.
  • edited 2015-11-29 19:16:32
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >"But cooking is fun!" you say. Wow. Wrong. Cooking is a tedious process that can result in you stabbing yourself or burning your house down. It's awful.

    i can kinda relate to this part
  • ^^^ Not "above" eating, just doesn't enjoy it and would rather be doing something more enjoyable.

    You have this habit of projecting contempt for your life choices on things that you strongly disagree with or don't understand. AU does it, too, and it honestly weirds me out and strikes me as... unhealthy.

    If you can read that article as not being contemptuous than you are simply infinitely more patient with people than I am.
  • Also like i already have problems with what I can and can't eat I don't need someone comparing it to other less pleasant bodily functions, thanks.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i really didn't get contempt out of it but idk, sometimes i miss that

    this part seemed like a fair point:
    The question isn't "Is this easier than trying to roast Brussels sprouts?"; it's "Is this easier than walking five minutes to the nearest takeout?"

    Soylent is definitely not easier than walking five minutes to the nearest takeout.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Jane said:

    Also like i already have problems with what I can and can't eat I don't need someone comparing it to other less pleasant bodily functions, thanks.


    well i mean, eating is kinda gross when you stop and think about it

    i mean soylent actually seems a lot grosser to me than regular food, but still
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm like, i like flavour

    flavour is the good part about eating things

    why would you take away the good part
  • Tachyon said:

    Jane said:

    Also like i already have problems with what I can and can't eat I don't need someone comparing it to other less pleasant bodily functions, thanks.


    well i mean, eating is kinda gross when you stop and think about it
    Precisely why I need people to not point that out.

  • edited 2015-11-29 19:24:40
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    I agree with you, honestly.

    I can't eat milkshakes without wanting to throw up, so I can't imagine being able to ingest soylent.
  • edited 2015-11-29 19:27:10
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ when you put it that way i get you

    but idk if that makes the author of that article contemptuous for pointing that out

    it sounds more like for whatever reason they've got stuck on the idea and can't *not* think about that
  • edited 2015-11-29 19:30:37
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Jane said:

    ^^^ Not "above" eating, just doesn't enjoy it and would rather be doing something more enjoyable.

    You have this habit of projecting contempt for your life choices on things that you strongly disagree with or don't understand. AU does it, too, and it honestly weirds me out and strikes me as... unhealthy.

    If you can read that article as not being contemptuous than you are simply infinitely more patient with people than I am.

    This is not the best example, but it is certainly not the first. I have no intention of reading you the Riot Act over something that really doesn't affect anyone here, but you're getting mad bitter over someone else's weird hangups.

    ^ Exactly. I feel kind of bad for them.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    tbh also i just can't get over the name of the stuff

    like who in their right mind names their product 'soylent'

    just, why
  • Jane said:

    ^^^ Not "above" eating, just doesn't enjoy it and would rather be doing something more enjoyable.

    You have this habit of projecting contempt for your life choices on things that you strongly disagree with or don't understand. AU does it, too, and it honestly weirds me out and strikes me as... unhealthy.

    If you can read that article as not being contemptuous than you are simply infinitely more patient with people than I am.

    This is not the best example, but it is certainly not the first. I have no intention of reading you the Riot Act over something that really doesn't affect anyone here, but you're getting mad bitter over someone else's weird hangups.

    ^ Exactly. I feel kind of bad for them.
    I'm not "bitter", it just pissed me off and I don't want to read any more of it.

    You have a habit of assuming I'm way madder than I actually am.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Attempting to show a sense of humour about their product, although they might have missed the mark.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it's a bit too visceral to be funny, for me

    you don't joke about something like that and still expect me to ingest your product

    just no.  NO.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    Attempting to show a sense of humour about their product, although they might have missed the mark.

    The thing about Rob Rhinehart is that he already exhibits a classic engineers' arrogance (as exhibited here), so naming his product "Soylent" just comes off as trying to seriously play God rather than being a joke.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2015-11-29 19:42:08
    The shit's kinda gross.

    Like, I get that it's unusually nutritious.

    But it tastes like ass and in my case would result in more thrown up than ingested.  Turns out shoving a bunch of essential vitamins, proteins, and assorted nutrients into a chunky slurry that resembles something your infant son spit up does not constitute food.  I'll stick to the risk of stabbing myself and/or burning my house down, because unlike the writer of that article, I'm not one of those dipshits in a 90's cell phone commercial who fucking hogties himself in his phone cord.

    I'm not even a particularly good cook, but Jesus Christ people.

    Does sound like something useful for mountain climbing or emergency aid or something, but ultimately it's not food -- it's feed.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also like the joke is that his horrible SF dystopian product resembles a horrible SF dystopian product

    which it does, because that's what it is

    not much irony there, it's a plain fact, the product is indeed horrible

    so he gave it a name that suggests it's even more horrible, to make it even less appealing

    ???
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i mean i suppose i should give him some credit, it was a pretty ballsy move

    but that doesn't make me want to try it
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