A Day In The Life Of A Heaper

Aliroz_

1: Wake up
2: Pet kitten
3: Steal a time machine
4: Get in a fistfight with Theodor Adorno
5: Lose a fistfight with Theodor Adorno
6: Prevent Charlie Parker from getting addicted to drugs so he can live longer and make more contributions to Jazz so as to cheese off Theodor Adorno
7: Practice being available with Sebulba
8: Dinner at Chef and Waiterman’s
9: Be successful and prove that plagiarism is okay
10: Be interested by none of these threads
11: Go to sleep in a stairbed
12: Dream shenanigans

DorgoAppreciator

Make sure Sebulba makes jazz contributions got it.

Imicow

I would never lose a fistfight with Adorno

Aliroz_

Imicow Since you’re a bovine, it would be a hoof-fight.

Imicow

I’d trample him