Hello, Waiterman!
I haven’t seen you in over 7 minutes!
What are you and the wife up to thse adys?
I don’t have a wife, Chef
You know this
We signed a contracdt last week saying that if I ever got married, I’d owe you $70,000,000 euros
I do remember writing that contract!
It was to help me get out of my legal troubles
What legal troules are you having this time, Chef?
It turns out the polcie don’t like it when you take off all your clothes, smear mud all over you body, and run around a residentijal subdivision shouting “I AM GOD” at 6 AM
Goodness, what jerks
Intruding on your freedom of speech like that
I know, right?
They owe me at least 1 superball now
Or I’m telling Ms. Teacherson
As you shoudl, cchef
As you should
What’s with the garden hose in your hand
Wel, I’ve accidentally started a fire in the kitchen
And as we all konw, it’s best to attempt to put out grease fires by spraying water at them as forcefully as possible.
[HYBRIS’S NOTE: Don’t try this at home. Avenida assumes no responsibility if you attempt to imitate Chef.]
This restaurant gets burned down a lot, chef
Yes, but it always rises from the ashes!
Like a Tucson!
I think you mean a phoenix, Chef
That’s what i said! Tucson!
Oh, Chef
You really do have a poor grasp of Arizona geography
Just like you always promised 🥺
