do you feel that, watierman/
it’s the dawning of a new day
like the freshly fallen sonw

chef
it’s january
which wouldn’t normally mean that snow doesn’t make sense except for some reason you made us come to autrasiala

look, waiterman, we’ve already ebeen over this
we’re in autsrtalia because it’s the only place where Nestlé® Wax Beetles™ are still sold to the general bpuclic

but chef
Nestlé® Wax Beetles™ were taken off hte market for a reason
if you eat more than 6 of them in your entire life you will literally turn into a kaiju

i don’t think that’s true
iv’e already eaten 5 and i have one more
i’m eating it now

i see that you are.

waiterman, I have a sudden urge to go terrorize tokyo.
Wanna help me knock over a skyscrapter or two?

I knew this would happen, so I already called some kamen Riders
but the train got delayed due to that semi trailer full of apples you decided to park ont he tracks
So ti’s gonna be a while

Oh, how are those apples, anyway?
They still worth $600?

They never were, Cehf
They never wer.

22 days later

Waiterman!! Thank you for agreeing to join my girl band!!

You’re welcome chef.
But…I’m not actualy sure we’re girls.

That’s ok. you don’t have to be a girl to be part of a girl band.
Oldfashioend notions of gender are SO 2007.

I suppose you’re right, chef.
So what instrument are you going to play?

The Sousaphone, of course!
Every good pop punk band needs a sousaphone!

Are you sure about that, chef?

You’re right. We should probably have two sousaphones.
Do you have Johsn’s pohne nmmber?

Josh has had your number blocked for weeks now, Chef
Ever since that incident with the forklift at the drive-in theater

Yeah, that makes sense.
I hope those charges against me adre dropped soon.

So what instrument do you want ME to play, Chef?

You’re not playing an instrument at all , Waiterman.
You’re going to cook live on stage.
It’s our bands’s new gimmick!!!

ARen’t YOU the chef, though, Chef?
Why aren’t YOU cooking on stage?

WEll, if I was coo,ing , who would play the sousapohone?

That’s a good point , I suppose.
So when’s our first concert.

Oh, I cancelled all of ours councerts.
We’re disbanding the band over creative differences

Why?

BEcause I couldn’t afford to get an uber to take me to the venue

You could have asked me for a ride.
I finally got new tires after you stole mine and set them on fire lat month.

I don’t remember doing that.

You don’t remember doing lots of things, chef.
That’s what makes you so special.

Yeah I thought the Chef & Waiterman reboot leaned a little too heavy into the anime influence. It was okay, but definitely not as good as the classic episodes.

I can’t wait until next Wednesday and also Double Wednesday for the next new Chef & Waiterman episodes to air at 23:58 on the Unstoppable Double Double Wednesday Night Bloc Block™️ on AHFCK Local 616!!!