Shut up about the new Jungle Book movie

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• Odradek

  2016-01-05 13:27:20

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Iiiii kinda want to see it
• One-Winged Eagle

  2016-01-05 13:34:34

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Looks pretty good.
• Alduin

  2016-01-05 13:40:59

  me too
• MetaFour

  2016-01-05 18:22:27 edited 2016-01-05 18:23:07

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  This new one isn't even the first live-action Jungle Book adaptation Disney has done.

   

  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110213/
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 18:24:16

  My dreams exceed my real life

  MetaFour said:

  This new one isn't even the first live-action Jungle Book adaptation Disney has done.

   

  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110213/

  I watched the living hell out of this as a kid.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-05 18:41:00

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Is that a Grizzly Bear?

  
  

  Did they actually get the wrong sort of bear for the jungle?
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 18:47:47

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Grizzlies are more impressive than Indian bears.
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 18:48:01

  My dreams exceed my real life

  There shouldn't be an orangutan either, but that's happening.
• Obā-san

  2016-01-05 18:51:14 edited 2016-01-05 18:51:21

  
  

  technically nothing needs to exist #deep
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 19:04:08

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  technically nothing needs to exist #deep

  Do you even Ontological Argument bro?
• Obā-san

  2016-01-05 19:12:26

  
  

  ontological argument but it's about cats
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-05 20:38:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  why does anything exist? this bothers me
  
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 20:42:55

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I close my eyes and see a flock of birds. The vision lasts a second or perhaps less; I don’t know how many birds I saw. Were they a definite or an indefinite number? This problem involves the question of the existence of God. If God exists, the number is definite, because how many birds I saw is known to God. If God does not exist, the number is indefinite, because nobody was able to take count. In this case, I saw fewer than ten birds (let’s say) and more than one; but I did not see nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, or two birds. I saw a number between ten and one, but not nine, eight, seven, six, five, etc. That number, as a whole number, is inconceivable; ergo, God exists.
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-05 20:46:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  who said that
  
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 20:49:10

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Borges
• TitleName

  2016-01-05 20:49:34 edited 2016-01-05 20:49:55

  I did not even knew a new one existed until this thread told me.
  
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 20:55:05

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I think we disappointed Anonus here, probably.
• Section42L

  2016-01-05 20:58:06

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I honestly thought that this would be Myr's thread before I opened it.
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 20:59:12

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I haven't really heard anyone talk about the new Jungle Book movie.

  
  

  It's not like it's Red Letter Media's Brilliant Film Analysis or Le Filme Artistique Russo Bros
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 20:59:25

  My dreams exceed my real life

  But maybe Anonus goes to places that are annoyingly excited about it.
• Obā-san

  2016-01-05 21:03:08

  
  

  I can't imagine having strong feelings wrt a live action jungle book movie
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-05 21:10:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Baldanders said:

  Borges

  oh. so he was kidding
  
• Calica

  2016-01-05 21:14:01

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  there's a live-action jungle book?
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-05 21:14:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  books can't be live-action
  
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 21:19:51

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  

  For reference
• Anonus

  2016-01-05 22:35:54

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  I can't imagine having strong feelings wrt a live action jungle book movie

  as an animation nerd watching Disney's stream of probably mediocre live action remakes appear has been galling
• Anonus

  2016-01-05 22:36:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  the only one I am even remotely interested in is Maleficent :n
• Obā-san

  2016-01-05 22:36:53

  
  

  don't be it was a hot mess
• Anonus

  2016-01-05 22:39:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I heard Angelina Jolie was the only good part of it
• Anonus

  2016-01-05 22:39:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Also, it really chaps my ass that Warner Bros. is making its own Jungle Book movie

  
  Stop trying to be Disney, Warner Bros. You exist to fight them
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 22:49:30

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Caaawwwwnnnnteeeent
• Anonus

  2016-01-05 22:55:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Baldanders said:

  Caaawwwwnnnnteeeent

  hm?
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 22:56:27

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Disney has it, WB wants more of it.
• Anonus

  2016-01-05 23:45:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  But WB should be busy trying to be WARNER BROS., not Disney.

  
  

  You know how when TTA came along it immediately whipped the Disney Afternoon's ass? Like that.
• Odradek

  2016-01-05 23:55:50

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Executives don't actually understand anything, other than charts and data.
• Anonus

  2016-01-06 00:06:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Baldanders said:

  Executives don't actually understand anything, other than charts and data.

  depends on the executive! I don't trust Kevin Tsujihara to do anything more than continue the mediocrity that has plagued Warner Bros. for most of the time since Time Warner sold itself to AOL
• Anonus

  2016-01-06 00:07:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It's just frustrating because for a long time WB was Disney's rival and now only remains such through their ownership of DC, which is Batman aside something of a runt in their litter, and whatever goodwill the Looney Tunes franchise has left (it inexplicably also became a runt in their litter in the early 2000s)
• MetaFour

  2016-01-06 03:25:41

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Is that a Grizzly Bear?

  
  

  Did they actually get the wrong sort of bear for the jungle?

  According to IMDB, it's a black bear, which is just as wrong.
• Odradek

  2016-01-06 03:28:31

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I thought the scene with the treasure snake was the coolest and scariest thing as a kid.
• lee4hmz

  2016-01-06 22:30:14

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Anonus said:

  It's just frustrating because for a long time WB was Disney's rival and now only remains such through their ownership of DC, which is Batman aside something of a runt in their litter, and whatever goodwill the Looney Tunes franchise has left (it inexplicably also became a runt in their litter in the early 2000s)

  Also, WB's efforts at out-Disneying Disney tend to blow up in their faces. Quest for Camelot, anyone?