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    Phil, who is tawny and is punked

    what would you do to him?


    *punks a tawny phil*
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    puns are an artefact of the fact that humans cannot communicate telepathically

    they must first turn their ideas into some sort of physically-conveyable medium -- actions, images, sounds, smells, etc.

    words, which contain certain images (the written appearances of words) and associated sounds (the pronunciations), are an example of such a medium

    normally, our only use for words is to determine meaning

    but with puns, instead of playing on the plane of meaning and manipulating words from there, we play on the plane of words themselves -- of sounds (and sometimes images), and manipulate meaning from there
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    INVERTING THE ORDER YOU KNOW

    IT BECOMES WONK UOY REDRO EHT
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    wonk wonk wonk
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    CIRCLE-PARALLELED HATERS
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    HEY LOOK I'M DISRESPECTING SHAKESPEARE LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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    Frobisher Bay
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    i can say things without caring about the consequences
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    HEY FUCK YOU
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    this is a thread of nonsense
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    but is it a thread of nonsense if there are posts of sense?
  • WallmanWallman
    puts in 2 sense
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    /me puts in 2 sense
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    puts in 3 sense
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    /me puts in 3 sense
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    puts in 5 more sense
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    /me puts in 5 more sense
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    hey look at the dime, it's so late
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    > When I've knocked you out, with all my bab,

    > bab

    does this mean The Great Mighty Poo has a lot of flelly bab
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    > the babe, the son of mary

    > babe = attractive woman

    JESUS CONFIRMED FOR ANIME GIRL

    HALF-LIFE 3 ALSO CONFIRMED
  • edited 2014-11-26 23:13:09
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    Unsafe At Any Speed - a documentary about car safety

    Looking Good At Any Scale - a documentary about the rise of 3D graphics
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    maps should include local names of locations

    they should do it first

    local names are more important than foreign names

    this is because this is real life; dubs are better than subs because that is not real life
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    fuck that columbus guy
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    HEY FUCK YOU FLAG-WEARING GUN-TOTING ANTI-IMMIGRANT MURRICANS
  • edited 2014-11-26 23:16:48
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    SPANISH IS BEST LANGUAGE

    THEN MAYBE POLISH

    OR MAYBE CANTONESE CHINESE

    FUCK MANDARIN, FUCK RUSSIAN, FUCK JAPANESE, FUCK ENGLISH
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    FUCK ALL THE SUPERPOWERS
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    EEEEEEEEESH
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    HEY GAMERGATE, I DARE YOU TO KISS ANITA'S ASS
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    unfortunately there is no Putt-Putt game that goes by the name "Putt Putt in [something]"

    so i can't make the pun on "Put Putin"
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    incendiary statement
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *Traffic Marshal Alice motions for Wallman to stop before entering the intersection*
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    THANKS, OBAMA
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    *enters the intersection anyway*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *Police Constable Alice pulls Wallman over*
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    *stops*
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    *gives Police Constable Alice a googly-eyed stare*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *Attorney Alice fights Wallman's ticket in court*
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    OBJECTION!
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    Call 1-800-FIGHT-MY-TICKET-IN-COURT for a free consultation today!

    Remember to include the dashes when you are dialing!

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *Judge And Also Jury Alice makes Wallman pay the fine, or at least buy her a new doll*
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    /me buys Alice a new doll that looks really really ugly, like it's haunted, even though it's not

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    the biwa and the banjo sound alike
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    HEY LOOK I'M DISRESPECTING CULTURAL DIFFERENCES BY POINTING OUT THEIR SIMILARITIES
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's it

    I hereby hold you in Contempt of Princess

    Now get yo' ass outta my courtroom!
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    I object!

    I have not been held in contempt of prince as well!  You are mistreating me!

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    seats Fat Tookus in the courtroom
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    /me seats Fat Tookus in the courtroom
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    YOUR CULTURE IS UNIQUE AND SPECIAL


    BUT IT IS NO MORE UNIQUE AND SPECIAL THAN ANYONE ELSE'S CULTURE

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *Bailiff Alice forcibly escorts Wallman from the courthouse*
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    is it sexist that anime features girls doing cool things in part because they look attractive the fanbase?
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    *Bailiff Alice forcibly escorts Wallman from the courthouse*

    You won't get away with this!!  I'll get you next time, Gadget!
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    Yee
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    NO LEFT TURN
    ESPECIALLY WALLMAN
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    *becomes left-handed*

    *espouses socialist viewpoints*

    What was that you were saying about not turning left?~ ;P


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