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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    [glados] wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-11-01 21:17:24
    > leer más

    /me glares at the catholic church on sunday morning
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    plunk munk bunk wunk punk dunk gunk funk hunk clunk trunk sunk lunk spunk crunk
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Was it unethical of the Centralian government to take over the island of Libertaria after its barely-existent government collapsed? Discuss.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Did the people request a referendum on which the two ballot choices were "join Centralia now" and "join Centralia later"?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    ...y'know, that would be an interesting way for the domain of Dracula's castle to have assimilated a local village
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think most of the citizens were just amazed that we offered them the option to vote without paying
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    say "sei"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    bonk bonk bonk
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-11-03 21:07:20
    michigan-see mo yee [n]an dung

    (this was me mishearing "ho tsee gun see mo yee [n]an dung")

    (it might make more sense if you speak cantonese)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    boy toy named troy used to live in detroit
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    destroit

    (no offense meant; just doing wordplay with no further implications intended)
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i actually have a good friend who lives in the detroit area
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm flattered, but as a head of state, I'm not sure it would be appropriate for me to accept
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    pay-per-view: the thousand year door
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    oblate spheroids
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    combining EVERYTHING and ANYTHING
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    ...to make ANVYTHING
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    64 PAGES OF GORILLA STABBING
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    There was a time when AMC seemed so hopeless and futile that I ended up trying to sell ABC Inc to Saxton Hale

    He backed out of the deal at the last minute though
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    GA: What Did You Say To Her 
    GG: I SAID PASSWORD FUCKASS!!!!! 

    still one of the funniest exchanges in the comic
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    lee4hmz said:

    64 PAGES OF GORILLA STABBING

    the orangutans hate him!  learn how this forum poster pissed off the great apes exhibit at the national zoo!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    your ideas are shit
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    my ideas are shit
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    everybody's ideas are shit
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    shit shit shit
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-11-10 18:17:33
    nothing but the fundamentals

    food, air, clothing, water, shelter, waste despository, exercise opportunity, companionship, reproduction opportunity
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    fundamentals common to all humans
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    sigma
    cygne
    cigna
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    iyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiy
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    Caveman BASH
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    no
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    Bunk Gall
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    edited 2014-11-14 20:46:40
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    lee4hmz said:

    GA: What Did You Say To Her 
    GG: I SAID PASSWORD FUCKASS!!!!! 

    still one of the funniest exchanges in the comic
    I think I will be getting (back) to that one not too long from now.
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    It was obvious; he's the RED Spy!
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Wallman said:

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

    give me another hyper potion already
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    glennmagusharvey said:


    Wallman said:

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

    give me another hyper potion already
    NO
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butyl_butyrate

    #yodawg
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    hm?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    ^ it's "an ester formed by the condensation of butyric acid and n-butanol."  so basically "yo dawg i herd u liek butyl groups".
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    yup
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    > International Tennis Open-You know what this is

    yes i do

    it is the opposite of national bowling closed
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    crown moulding
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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    it's like a spacer

    the spacer doesn't mean anything
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey 
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  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    cockfighting is a symptom of avian fu
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    butts butts butts butts butts
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