Literal Touhou Jesus

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 01:33:45

Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-27 01:36:41

Byakuren got competition

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 01:38:21

I did specify literal, as opposed to figurative, Touhou Jesus.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 01:39:44

just in case you thought this was just a single stray piece of fanart, no, this concept has been explored at length.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 01:51:58

The Last Comer might be the most incredible thing in existence.

PatchAwful · 2014-11-27 11:21:27

Iesua Nazarenus

Klinotaxis · 2014-11-27 13:26:22

wouldn't this imply jesus has reached "perceived as fictional" status in the outside world

#commentary #deep

Fossilmaiden · 2014-11-27 13:32:30

Klinotaxis said:
wouldn't this imply jesus has reached "perceived as fictional" status in the outside world

#commentary #deep

Counterpoint: Mamizou.

Klinotaxis · 2014-11-27 13:36:47

i don't think real tanuki can shapeshift

Fossilmaiden · 2014-11-27 13:38:54

But she's from outside Gensokyo, none the less.

Buttwangs · 2014-11-27 13:41:54

Mamizou is a FUCKING SEXY stoner

Now that I'm vegan I'm getting closer to actually be Byakuren oops

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 14:00:26

Klinotaxis said:
wouldn't this imply jesus has reached "perceived as fictional" status in the outside world

#commentary #deep

Jesus as a woman probably has.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 14:00:38

Satan and Joan of Arc are also bosses in this game.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-27 14:05:47

inb4 game features little red riding hood, snow white, belle, and goldilocks

PatchAwful · 2014-11-27 14:06:53

I wonder what the theological implications of fighting both Jesus and Satan are

Klinotaxis · 2014-11-27 14:08:21

that you're trapped in a shin megami tensei game mainly

Fossilmaiden · 2014-11-27 14:10:32

Well, they've already canonically fought Prince Shotoku.

Princess Alice · 2014-11-27 14:11:40

glennmagusharvey said:
inb4 game features little red riding hood, snow white, belle, and goldilocks

@ship Red Riding Hood/Big Bad Wolf

PatchAwful · 2014-11-27 14:20:39

Grandma, what big...

I can't. I can't do it. Help me, Iesua Nazarenus.

Fossilmaiden · 2014-11-27 14:21:17

Thinking about it, Reimu is kinda like the world's worst missionary.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 14:26:36

Please don't waifu Jesus.

Obā-san · 2014-11-27 14:44:30

Central Avenue said:

glennmagusharvey said:
inb4 game features little red riding hood, snow white, belle, and goldilocks
@ship Red Riding Hood/Big Bad Wolf

http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/rote/CARTER.html#the_company_of_wolves

Princess Alice · 2014-11-27 14:57:43

I'm surprised Angelfire still exists, somehow

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 14:59:01

What Touhou character is Central Avenue?

there aren't really any princesses.

Princess Alice · 2014-11-27 15:00:16

Crystal says I'm Kanako

Because goddess

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-27 15:00:20

PatchAwful said:
I wonder what the theological implications of fighting both Jesus and Satan are

does bayonetta do something like this

Obā-san · 2014-11-27 15:00:59

i was gonna post an excerpt of the end of the story but it was borderline nsfw

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:01:11

Hmmm.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:02:45

I think maybe you're more of a Remilia.

Not because of any connection to vampires, but because Remilia is sort of a figurative princess (and her boss theme is "Septette for The Dead Princess").

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:03:10

Also it fits with the idea of Imi (who is associated with Patchouli Knowledge) being your librarian.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:08:01

Remilia Scarlet, shown here with a high charisma stat.

Fossilmaiden · 2014-11-27 15:10:39

Magic Jane said:
What Touhou character is Central Avenue?

there aren't really any princesses.

Miko's a prince, so there's that. ...Prince? Princess? I'll just go with prince, like with Fate and King Arthur.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:12:02

Yeah but Miko is not the most interesting of characters.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:12:26

Also she has a stupid hairstyle.

Fossilmaiden · 2014-11-27 15:13:09

Miko's the closest thing Gensokyo has to a supervillain, so.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:14:01

What about fuckin like

Moon Reimu

I don't remember her actual name.

She's not really supervillain-tier but she's less likable.

Obā-san · 2014-11-27 15:16:33

i misread Gensokyo as Gyakusou

Fossilmaiden · 2014-11-27 15:17:34

Magic Jane said:
What about fuckin like

Moon Reimu

I don't remember her actual name.

She's not really supervillain-tier but she's less likable.

There's lots of moon people, but none of them are much like Reimu.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:19:14

Oh there is totally Moon Reimu.

Hold on, I'll look it up.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:20:41

Yorihime, the other person with that vague "power to channel the gods", but she actually uses it.

Manga-only character if I'm not mistaken.

PatchAwful · 2014-11-27 15:31:35

Magic Jane said:
What Touhou character is Central Avenue?

there aren't really any princesses.

Kaguya?

Aliroz · 2014-11-27 15:35:12

Central Avenue said:

glennmagusharvey said:
inb4 game features little red riding hood, snow white, belle, and goldilocks
@ship Red Riding Hood/Big Bad Wolf

They are different species, Centie.

Section42L · 2014-11-27 15:36:28

Aliroz said:

Central Avenue said:

glennmagusharvey said:
inb4 game features little red riding hood, snow white, belle, and goldilocks
@ship Red Riding Hood/Big Bad Wolf
They are different species, Centie.

I don't care about that.

Ship request successful! <3

Princess Alice · 2014-11-27 15:36:38

Aliroz said:

Central Avenue said:

glennmagusharvey said:
inb4 game features little red riding hood, snow white, belle, and goldilocks
@ship Red Riding Hood/Big Bad Wolf
They are different species, Centie.

They don't call me "Lady Horse****er" for nothin', you know

Aliroz · 2014-11-27 15:37:47

Central Avenue said:

Aliroz said:

Central Avenue said:

glennmagusharvey said:
inb4 game features little red riding hood, snow white, belle, and goldilocks
@ship Red Riding Hood/Big Bad Wolf
They are different species, Centie.
They don't call me "Lady Horse****er" for nothin', you know

You distress me, Centie.

You should not be pooping out horses.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-27 15:38:43

Aliroz wins

Obā-san · 2014-11-27 15:39:17

the asterisks don't stand for anything, it's actually Lady HorseER, she's a character in a veterinarian themed medical drama

Klinotaxis · 2014-11-27 15:42:05

i'd go with remilia. childish, humorously arrogant, also hundreds of years old and powerful or whatever

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:42:15

she's actually a supporting character in Shackleton ER.

PatchAwful said:

Magic Jane said:
What Touhou character is Central Avenue?

there aren't really any princesses.
Kaguya?

oh yeah

is Centy NEET enough to be Kaguya though?

Klinotaxis said:
i'd go with remilia. childish, humorously arrogant, also hundreds of years old and powerful or whatever

also she has a sweet-ass spear

Princess Alice · 2014-11-27 15:44:38

Magic Jane said:
oh yeah

is Centy NEET enough to be Kaguya though?

Have you met me?

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-27 15:46:50

Central Avenue said:

Magic Jane said:
oh yeah

is Centy NEET enough to be Kaguya though?
Have you met me?

Yeah

but I think you'd need to set up at least 3 NicoNicoDouga accounts before you'd qualify for Kaguya status

Remi is a better character anyway.

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