Deep Opal
About
- Username
- Deep Opal
- Joined
- 2011-12-11 20:30:26
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- 2021-09-21 10:24:17
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Comments
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Virus or not, it is not common for people to lick anyone's eyeballs at meetings.
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It is not known if the universe of Star Wars is expanding, contracting, or steady-state, although prior to Lucasfilm's acquisition by Disney, the officially-published non-film Star Wars media were collectively known as the "Star Wars Expanded Univer…
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Unless undetected aliens have discovered billiards and become addicted to it, 8-balls are found only on Earth and are, hence, unlikely dark matter candidates.
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The harsh difference between being able to buy an apple for a dollar at this quaint store, and having to deal with arbitrary decimals and numbers in the rest of life could be touching on Megan's life experience of the world not being what she was pr…
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The Nez'Tari Civilization was not ended by any great natural cataclysm, not by any war between nations, and not by any plague. No, the Nez'Tari Civilization was ended by a calculator. Calling The N.E.X. Reduction Function a calculator may seem (iron…
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Impersonating the site owner can get you the trust of users.
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Conductors of the Choir of Lorcran Shiripa (2200-2241)Veltassa (2241-2269)Jonnar (2269- )
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For a non-magical being or object, a vertical leap of 14 miles (~23 km), ignoring air resistance would require an initial launch velocity of slightly more than 2180 feet per second (665 m/s), somewhat over twice the speed of sound. Achieving this ve…
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Unless humans volunteer to get in costume, this sport is unlikely to have any successes, due to the nonexistence of mermaids.
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Yes. Bringing a gun to a knife fight will leave your opponent at a perilous disadvantage. (You may be accused of "not playing fair", but only if you leave survivors.)
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Chex Quest
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Cueball is trying to settle the teapot argument by actually launching a teapot into space via a crowdfunding campaign. This misses the point of Russell's argument, which is about unfalsifiable claims in rhetoric and not a literal teapot.
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Despite the many unfortunate events that happened in 2020, sentient firework-armed drones overthrowing humans was not one of them.
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It is at this point in the project that I should point out: while most people who use explainxkcd are probably totally normal people, most people who comment on explainxkcd seem to really, really want you to think that they're way smarter than every…
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The mushroom might have growled because it was planning on killing Cueball in a sort of "kill the witnesses" action.
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"Pirates vs Ninjas" refers to a longstanding internet meme, popular in roughly the years shown on the chart, that held that ninjas and Caribbean pirates were arch-enemies.
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In 1971, a man referred to by the media as D. B. Cooper hijacked a Boeing 727 and escaped with $200,000 in ransom money (equivalent to $1,250,000 in 2020). Although $5,800 of that money was recovered in 1980, the only thing known about him are a pol…
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This states that nobody is wise to begin with, and it takes time to become wise. However it now states that Gnome Ann is wise to begin with, suggesting she is not part of the order of things within time.
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Using a swear word on packaging of a food designed for kids is usually not a good idea.
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On the other hand, old programmers argued that calculated GOTO was a sexy way of programming.
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dogge
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"There usually is an added stipulation" ... really? Most time I read about genies, it's about someone using some clever way to overcome the limit on number of wishes, if there IS any limit to start with - but what I read may not be representative. T…
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For me, it just sucks that Randall chose to end the week on a lame pun. On Mondays/Wednesdays, the "suckiness" of something like this would be offset by a good "what-if?" on Tuesday.
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This was likely due to a mistake on Randall's part, as the comic suggests the universe is contained inside a Spalding basketball.
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Anyone with the kind of power to stop a solar eclipse from happening would be god-like compared to humanity.
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The strip finishes with Beret Guy plugging a cord into an electrical outlet clumsily labeled "Soup," which then, implausibly, actually starts dispensing soup. Most electrical outlets do not function like this.
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The Soviet Union launched Sputnik 1, the world's first artificial satellite. A nip slip is when a woman unintentionally exposes all or part of one or both of her nipples; in the context of the internet, it generally refers to a photograph capturing …
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Attraction comes in many forms: physical, emotional, intellectual, spiritual, among others. Some people will lie about what they like about you to get something from you (money, sex, etc.), but most are genuine. It is not possible to assert definiti…
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Black Hat, never one to hesitate over bringing someone down, replies that he is also random. He then proves this by pouring forth a torrential stream of truly random numbers that overcomes poor Hairy. Black Hat then resumes his posture at the comput…
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I forget if I made this image in Paint.NET or if it just existed out there already on the internet and either possibility is terrifying.
