Yo, my cancer's gotten worse, I might live but the doctors say it's a stretch, goatse.
I promise I'll never rap again.
my haiku-writer ancestors are rolling in their graves in the soil of Kyoto.
I never did watch Egaomojibakemonogatari. The main thing I know about it is that it starts off on a 30-second panty-shot, complete with timer.
Quality television.
I bought five pints of ice cream and should try all of them. Right now. Before going to bed.
You see, this is why that whole thing about High school being the best time of your life is a crock of shit. My freezer is full of ice cream that I purchase…
So, Ms. Damsel, where do you keep your love letters, the ones that fly through your window in your sleep and shock you in your waking?
Under my bookshelf.
Reese's Pieces will keep them together when the darkness of the world threatens to consume them.
Reese's Pieces. They'll save your marriage and teach you how to raise your children to be better than you.
Your product placement skills are incredibl…
well waireman it's good to be back
sure is schef
i wish they'd liet me keep those bracelests thougheven if they were cahined together
i told you chefthe bracelets are only so you look pretthy when they take you into the courthosue
i know but stillal…
I like boobs
We know.
I wonder what would happen if you somehow managed to merge all of your most prominent interests. Perhaps a you would create a postmodern platformer saga about a busty metal guitarist...
Her name will be Bassina Bodacious.