When you have a doctor who can time travel, why stop at just one Dairy Queen? We went on a Dairy Queen tour of everything-style!
First we went to Atlantis, but we can't breathe underwater, so we just went through the drive through. The ice cream was…
Yes, that's right, The Doctor. Wait, Doctor who? Oh, yes, Doctor Who, from that show my mom likes! He was there...and uh, Ms Teacherson was there too!
And Dr. Who was all like "Allons-y, Charlotte, wanna time travel with me?" and I was like "do we h…
Being a boy would be weird. What would my name even be? Charlie? If I was a girl and my name was Charlotte I would punch people if they called me Charlie. And I am a girl and my name is Charlotte, so that's what I do, even though Ms. Teacherson says…
Well except I already flushed it down the toilet, you see. Because if I looked at it too long I was going to throw up again, even though that wasn't really feasible since my tummy was already empty from throwing up the first time, I imagine.
Well actually, I already vomited up most of the crayons, I think. Except I didn't really want to tell you that on account of it's somewhat gross. I'm sure you understand.
So, how are you all doing tonight? I tried to get Father to take me to Blockbuster rent a movie but he was all like "Charlotte, the Blockbuster on this side of town went out of business two months ago and you know that" so we didn't go.
Don't worry,…
But...boycotting Hasbro would mean not buying any more of those Monopoly games that are all just the same game but with the addition of licensed characters.
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I'm okay with this, actually.
Hi everyperson!
How are you all this evening? I'm fine. I'm just in a little trouble, you see. Because apparently Mother's new curling iron is not to be used on My Little Ponies, even though Fluttershy's mane needed styling. :(