I personify contradictionBut I don'tLate Cretaceous triang relationsSpitting Reptar, jeering rock stars with no hearingArtificial Anwar dreadlock toupees atop my headAdminium, more erect than 60's cavemenBlack omega fishbones used to make crackJaspe…
There used to be a wiki for H*R fanstuff called the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki. Fan cartoons, fan fiction (because I have plenty of time to say both syllables), fan-made email shows, games, text adventures , all kinds of stuff. The place had meme…
I've got most of Homestar commited to memory. If the Internet ever goes dead and civilization collapses, I could travel from town to town reciting all the old Homestar cartoons for a living like a Homeric poet.
(You know, assuming nobody had bothe…
I wrote an advice column article in my school paper recently (big mistake in retrospect), and today one of the girls in my class came up and asked me for advice. The exchange went something like this:Her: "I don't want to give it up to my boyfriend,…
Star-Swirl the Bearded is said to be of "the pre-Classical era", and he's alluded to in-story in Hearth's Warming Eve, so I figure that episode depicts the tail-end of the pre-Classical era and the time after the ponies unite is the Classical era, u…
Our local news this morning had this creepy trying-too-hard roots rock band playing while the week's weather was displayed. The drummer looked half-asleep, and the singer had like ten harmonicas hanging off him. He didn't play them so well.
The week I was born:
http://www.billboard.com/#/charts/hot-100?chartDate=1994-02-10
Rod Stewart, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Bryan Adams...
FML
We don't have saltshakers in our house.
Instead, salt comes in a little receptacle, and we pick tiny amounts of it out with our fingers and sprinkle it on our food.
"Now, if it's possible to showcase your idea live or on the Internet, then for God's sake do that before you even think of letting anyone in telly get their hands on it. If it succeeds, they'll beat a path to your door."
I remember when my brother turned 18. He had a big argument with our mom about something or other, like usual at that point. Then he joked to me that he should go out and buy some lotto tickets to celebrate.
There was also a cheesecake that didn't g…