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Signs you just might be a redneck

OdradekOdradek
in General
If you

*Are blind when you're born

*Can see in the dark

*Can say of your bite that it's worse than your bark

*Always land on your feet

* Are tense when you sense there's a storm in the air

*Can Find your way blind when you're lost in the street

*Are mean like a minx

*Are lean like a lynx

*Are keen to be seen when you're sensing a rat

*Were there when the pharaohs commissioned the sphinx

* Can dive through the air like a flying trapeze

* Can balance on bars and walk on a wire

*have been an alumnus of heaven and hell

Then you just might be... a redneck

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