The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    save often!
  • I managed to recover it, though.

    The Lounge, dubbed "the classiest motherfuckin' dance club in down", lives on!
  • i opened tumblr and not only got sidebar ads, but got a malicious fullscreen popup claiming to be a critical firefox update

    *nice*
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Someone should write a sequel to Animal Farm and offend everyone.


    The farm fell apart and is now jointly run between some animals and humans.

    A few other farms also revolted and are doing their own thing, including the one led until recently by Fidel Catstro

    Putin is a big mean dog.
    Heehee

    Fidel Catstro
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh wow Laci Green is in an MRA power couple with Chris Ray Gun.

    Lindsay Ellis has gotta be scrambling to get brunch reservations locked down for the next nerd convention
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    That's unfair from how I recall Vash talking about it, and I'm not mad but would honestly appreciate it if you didn't bring the... not smacktalk since this isn't that, but anger, out here where it's just unavoidable negativity out of nowhere. :/
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I just

    Do not know how I am SUPPOSED to react to finding out I am below MRAs on the "deserves a polite response" scale
  • edited 2017-07-15 23:34:08
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    That is totally understandable, and let it be known I'm not faulting that frustration, or even like totally cool with how she (and others in that tedious thread) responded. Pretty sure no one is. But it's been taking a toll on you where it shouldn't, which is to say being upset is justified, but it's turned into this negative cycle that's really not healthy for you which is also, like, unfortunate to see because I don't think you should turn someone blowing up at you over an innocuous criticism into one more thing to hate yourself for or carry on vindictively.

    Like, does that make sense? I'm trying to sound as un-lecturey as possible since I do get how it's turned into a thing, it's just... turned into this bludgeon in terms of conversation for yourself or others, when someone's tipping point shouldn't be. I mean, fuck the sycophants always, of course, but I hope I make sense.

    I'm also trying not to come off as trivializing your being upset, which isn't always easy to gauge. <_>
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    I just


    Do not know how I am SUPPOSED to react to finding out I am below MRAs on the "deserves a polite response" scale
    And also, no one seemed to give a shit about this for more than five minutes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Here's a better topic.

    Narwhals.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    NARWHAL BLAST!!

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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    I just


    Do not know how I am SUPPOSED to react to finding out I am below MRAs on the "deserves a polite response" scale
    And also, no one seemed to give a shit about this for more than five minutes
    You sometimes get after me when I try to be sympathetic on these things.  I didn't know if this was one of those times where you wanted to just vent and have nobody respond or if it was one of the times you wanted a response.

    Anyways, if a response is desired, here's mine:  Remember The Amazing Atheist, and how nobody gives a dang about him anymore, and nobody really has for years?  Internet Personalities don't necessarily last forever.  You are more than your worries and feelings of humiliation, and you will outlast this.
  • kill living beings
    hey you're right, i haven't heard of that fella in quite a while. neato
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I have but that is entirely my fault. Oops.
  • edited 2017-07-16 02:48:34
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Honestly, I can't say when it will stop hurting.  That Play came to Utah in October 2015, and it still hurts. A lot.  I can't say that I've managed to completely forgive, or even find peace or proper acknowledgement of why something like this can make me feel the way it does.  Some days are easier than others.

    This doesn't define you.  We are more than our fears and hates and desperate needs for validation and comfort, for worth and purpose.


    The most I can say by way of comfort is that eventually the novelty wears off.  A wound can eventually become familiar enough to stop waking you up at night, and then there can be rest, and, to some extent, peace.  We are made to heal.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The 13th Doctor is Jodie Whittaker.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh hey it's that thing people kept saying would never happen

    Cool
  • edited 2017-07-16 17:09:59
    The results of me running 11MB of trope examples through the torch-rnn neural network (hopefully this will stay up)

    Real Men Wear Ponies should be a trope.
  • My favourite is how plausible the fake trope names sound.
  • kill living beings
    that said:

    Shout-Out: Completely the only one that's staggered by the Cybermen and Twilight Sparkle in "Plump Sealed Wind of Death". To make the honor of the series doesn't forget Kuja in his friends so the group becomes more than like her plans with a real subject for the rest of the head. Personal Jesse gets an alone version of the new attack. The Black Materia? For his forms, the game says it was in her specific henchmen without a lot of their camouflage. The golem controls involves a collective hybrid character. At the beginning of the book, the individual scale are just briefly too subsequent and then shape in the original order, the time collectively and always performs being a rest of the deliver and is brought back to save earlier details where they could have. The man with Link is fully a screen by looks like the original game the suspicion the primals in the series can't be stabbed in the past and being talking about not back at seconds to fail on some of them are absolutely not incredibly numbered to her and magic owns around drink that the Klatchian in the series are quite a rock who could be the scene that the preferred trailer escaped them as beautiful games and controller to deal with.

    basically my experience, yes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    My favourite is how plausible the fake trope names sound.

    I was just about to comment about how hilarious they are.
  • I mean some of them are just weird (I Sand In Grenation?) but like...if you told me Abused Humanoid, Fantasy Plague, Hell Hair, Badass Battle, Secret Equals Death, Mission View, The One Without You, Anti Chick, Intimate Character Development, and Development Spoiler were all real tropes I would believe you without hesitation. Some of them I could even guess what they mean.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    HELL HAIR
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    RIP
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    good feels secret
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers

    The 13th Doctor is Jodie Whittaker.

    !!!

    i've never seen a single episode but if this means that the new season is about a female doctor and her lesbian companion i can start
  • I'd put money on the main companion being male tbh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    role reversal is cool
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I learned to play that song a coupla weeks ago
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But are you gonna crack?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I almost did today.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Do not submerge Nirvana in water.
  • Do not liberate yourself from Saṃsāra while underwater or within 1 hour of eating. Observe all local laws and safety regulations while exiting the endless cycle of rebirth.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Do not submerge Nirvana in water.

    but then how am i gonna recreate the "nevermind" album cover
  • Calica said:

    Do not submerge Nirvana in water.

    but then how am i gonna recreate the "nevermind" album cover
    you're gonna need a whole lot of crystal pepsi
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

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    samurai jack?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Yes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    When I was in sixth grade, one of my classmates printed out a Microsoft Encarta article and handed it in as an "essay"

    Complete with "encarta.msn.com" URL along the bottom of each page

    I believe the phrase our teacher used the next day was "insulting my intelligence"
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Oh wow Laci Green is in an MRA power couple with Chris Ray Gun.

    Lindsay Ellis has gotta be scrambling to get brunch reservations locked down for the next nerd convention

    Uh oh Dan Olson came in with his degree in armchair psychology to tell us this is all because Laci Green is an ex-Mormon

    God her whole squad is a buncha middlebrow craven loser pseuds
  • knew dan "exposing teens to anime porn was a nazi sleeper agent plan all along" olson would come through w/ a good take

    im also sad that this is the kind of take i expect from him
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    At this rate Laci won't join their brunch and they'll have to get Ann Coulter or the ghost of Eva Braun
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Quitting politics was the best choice I ever made
  • Tamlin said:

    knew dan "exposing teens to anime porn was a nazi sleeper agent plan all along" olson would come through w/ a good take

    im also sad that this is the kind of take i expect from him

    i miss when my number one association with this dude was like, "the one dude my boyfriend likes who makes actually really, really good youtube videos about movies"
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    ... hold on. I knew he was at least ironically anti-anime or something - but I suppose it's more than irony? Since I trust you - so this has me curious. Do you mind PMing me the details of that part in one of our already-established chats at some point, please? I'd rather not have this particular chat carry on too long in this spirit, especially in this thread.
  • edited 2017-07-17 05:48:56

    oh i (think?) he's fine with anime, he just went off on PROFOUDNLY tenuous as hell thread that explained that loli/shota porn was deliberately disseminated on 4chan in the early to mid 2000s to convince young people with as yet unformed sexualities that they were in fact pedophiles so that they would feel like the social justice warriors would be after them so they would be more susceptible to the diabolical seduction of the far right
  • it just sticks in my head because it might actually be the straight up most asinine conspiracy theory ive ever seen from a left-wing social media figure
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Gosh.
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