this is 600% false advertising and i demand to be allowed to take this candy back to whatever house i got it from while trick-or-treating and throw it at the grown-up's face
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
But if you know it's not Everlasting, you clearly ate it, and therefore are devoid of anything to throw.
What kind of neighborhood are you trick-or-treating in where you only get one of each kind of candy? I probably have like six more at the bottom of my bag; or I would if it were Halloween and not May 18th.
Time is relative. By accelerating the candy fast enough you can make it last arbitrarily long from your frame of reference even as it only lasts a normal candy-time in its own frame of reference.
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