Without understanding what lay ahead, I searched for an answer to an ancient question.

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• Imipolex G

  2017-03-05 19:13:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  tall lady is tall
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-03-05 19:16:01

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Stars: Quite big.
  
• Bee

  2017-03-05 19:39:59 edited 2017-03-05 19:41:15

  
  

  ACCURATELY 5'01''
• Tatterhood

  2017-03-05 19:49:35

  surely it depends on whether he's eaten a mushroom recently
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-03-05 20:43:53

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  👸 PRINCESS POWER 👸
• LOAD Cherry

  2017-03-05 21:49:55

  Splat Charger Specialist

  Bee said:

  
  

  ACCURATELY 5'01''

  (I had the same thought, but the height is based off of comparing Mario's model in Smash to a character with a canon height, probably little Mac, and was made before Odyssey put Mario next to photorealistic humans for some reason)
  
  
• Anonus

  2017-03-06 00:45:07

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  1. you are also into ze larjness huh?

  
  

  2. is this Mario '06?
• Bee

  2017-03-06 05:22:28 edited 2017-03-06 05:22:42

  Knowing Nintendo it's likely to actually be a fun game that knows exactly how silly it is, so I'd be hesitant to call it '06.
• LOAD Cherry

  2017-03-07 11:35:27

  Splat Charger Specialist

  Anonus said:

  1. you are also into ze larjness huh?

  
  

  2. is this Mario '06?

  1. Yes, and this is a recent discovery on my part, as I am also very much into zee smol
  2. If a merciful God exists in this world, no