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navigational report for 9/25/16 (2:?? AM ?ST) [metaphysical radio UCSR 43.0]

Devil MorganDevil Morgan
edited 2016-09-25 07:01:03 in Roleplay & Games
Seas are rough tonight. Heavy north by northwest wind bearing down on us. Rough waters ahead, rough waters behind. Lark! Birds of ill tidings approaching from the far east. Strong feelings of nostalgia for a life never lived. Strong feelings of regret for the life you did live. Weather outposts on the Gulf coast report sinking dread that you'll never be able to escape who you used to be, along with a steady undercurrent of nagging feelings that you're wasting your life.

Recommended preparations: batten down all hatches both emotional and physical. Steel up. Hop in your Dodge and set a course for the coast. Breathe in the black sea. Escape into the waves. Feel the cool water exchange molecules with your slippery hand. Sea the towering glowing water-wheels off the dark coast. There is nothing out here but the water and your water. Add to the water. Cry into the monitor. All the world's a screensaver and you're living in it same as we are, pal. Delaware. Maryland. Florida. Georgia. Virginia. Texas. Louisiana.

And now your seven day forecast.
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  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    I'm already in the waves, you lout, and the seas are rough!
  • Devil MorganDevil Morgan
    edited 2016-09-25 07:00:18
    Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    Knock One.

    On Monday: Expect continued economic stagnation followed by brewings of yet darker tidings from the American northeast. Seas of angry men will wash up and crash against the shoreline from within.

    On Tuesday. Continued low temperatures and an incoming high pressure system conspire to sabotage your date with Elise. You should call her to reschedule.

    On Wednesday. Desperate cries for help will sound from the southwest. Do not attempt to rescue the criers.

    On Thursday.

    On Friday. A conspiracy of knives will push you to the brink again. Do not give in, you are strong.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    ...QUAKE EMERGENCY IN NOVOSIBIRSK..

    AT 14:19 NST...PSEUDOTECTONIC TURBULENCE DETECTED AT 20 KM BELOW SYSTEM
    TRANSIT NINE. MOMENT MAGNITUDE IS AT LEAST SEVEN. CURRENT PROJECTIONS
    INDICATE HIGH POSSIBILITY OF QUAKE EVENT IN NOVOSIBIRSK METRO NORTHWEST
    LEVELS TWO, FIVE. MODERATE POSSIBILITY IN NOVOSIBIRSK METRO NORTHWEST
    LEVELS ONE. PERSONS IN NOVOSIBIRSK METRO NORTHWEST SHOULD TAKE
    IMMEDIATE PRECAUTIONS!

    THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION. IF YOU ARE
    IN THE PROJECTED DAMAGE ZONES, ABANDON THE AREA NOW. EXISTING SHELTERS
    WILL NOT SUSTAIN EXTRASENSORY LOCKOUT. TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF GENERATORS
    EIGHT ONE, TWO THREE IS PROJECTED. YOU NEED TO ABANDON THE AREA NOW!

    IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO MOVE, AVOID DOORS, WINDOWS, AND OTHER PEOPLE.
    RESTRAIN YOURSELF. ACTIVATE AN EMERGENCY TRANSPONDER. HELP MAY COME.

    REPEAT: ...QUAKE EMERGENCY IN NOVOSIBIRSK..
  • Devil MorganDevil Morgan
    Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    Incorrect.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    ...QUAKE EMERGENCY IN NOVOSIBIRSK..

    ...

    THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION. IF YOU ARE
    ABANDON THE AREA NOW. EXISTING SHELTERS WILL NOT SUSTAIN
    EIGHT ONE, TWO THREE, FOUR FIVE, SEVEN SEVEN, SEVEN SEVEN SIX  NINE EIGHT

    ...

    THE WOMAN HAD PINK HAIR, DARK SKIN, TWO EYES. THE WOMAN HAD A FEDORA ON
    HER HEAD. THE WOMAN WAS SITTING. THE WOMAN WAS ON A BENCH. THE BENCH
    WAS IN AN AQUARIUM. THERE WERE FISH. THE FISH DID NOT INTERACT WITH THE
    WOMAN. THERE WERE PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE DID NOT INTERACT WITH THE FISH. THE
    PEOPLE DID NOT INTERACT WITH THE WOMAN. THE RAT HAD WHITE HAIR, UNSEEN
    SKIN, TWO EYES. THE WOMAN INTERACTED WITH THE RAT. THE WOMAN CUT THE RAT.
    THE CUT WAS CAREFUL. THE RAT'S SKULL WAS OPENED. THE WOMAN CUT THE RAT.
    THE CUT WAS CAREFUL. THE OPTIC TRACT WAS CUT. THE WOMAN PRODDED WITH A
    PROBE. THE PROD WAS CAREFUL. THE DURA MATER WAS REMOVED. THE RAT
    INTERACTED WITH THE WOMAN. THE RAT TWITCHED IN HER HANDS. THE WOMAN CUT
    THE RAT. THE CUT WAS CAREFUL. THE WOMAN MADE A TEN MICROMETER SLICE OF
    RAT BRAIN. THE WOMAN CUT THE RAT. THE CUT WAS CAREFUL. THE WOMAN MADE A
    TEN MICROMETER SLICE OF RAT BRAIN. THE WOMAN CUT THE RAT. THE CUT WAS
    CAREFUL. THE WOMAN MADE A TEN MICROMETER SLICE OF RAT BRAIN. THE RAT
    INTERACTED WITH

    ...

    TWO, IN KM ONE. NOVOSIBIRSK SHOULD NINE. NOVOSIBIRSK DETECTED
    NOVOSIBIRSK NORTHWEST LEVELS PRECAUTIONS!

    ...

    REPEAT: ...QUAKE EMERGENCY IN NOVOSIBIRSK..
  • Devil MorganDevil Morgan
    Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    You are not transmitting on the correct frequency.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yōkō said:

    You are not transmitting on the correct frequency.

    11.975 MHz?
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    SEELONCE MAYDAY
  • Devil MorganDevil Morgan
    Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    No spooks please.
    Central Avenue said:

    Yōkō said:

    You are not transmitting on the correct frequency.

    11.975 MHz?
    Maybe once upon a time.
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