Fairy Ringtones

Safety Fairy -- "Safety Dance", Men Without Hats

Weed Fairy -- Plantasia, Mort Garson

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Boob Fairy - "I Must Increase My Bust", Lords of Acid

    Retrogame Fairy - Super Mario Bros. theme
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Library Fairy - [phone is always on silent]
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The Library Fairy's ringtone, when taking a personal call, dealing with a music library, or on an emergency call, is a sample of Coil's "Queens of the Circulating Library" and/or one of Aube's pieces based on turning pages.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Played at lowercase volumes, of course.

    She has a whole library of extremely subtle ringtones.
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