The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • c. Come from a land down under where beer does flow and men chunder (turn to page eight)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Everybody

    There is a boat in the way
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *turns to random page hoping to get the "good" ending*
  • d. Just smile and give him a Vegemite sandwich. (turn to page nine)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    EWW
  • (page 29) Well, it turns out Bella was the prison snitch. You are put in solitary confinement until your trial. You are found guilty of a crime you didn't commit and are executed via the electric chair.
  • edited 2011-07-26 02:52:18
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    To be honest, the deaths were always my favorite part of those books anyways.
  • I was never able to get the good endings. I always died and cheated to see the good endings.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...And now you have me kinda wanting to read one of those books again, even though I don't have any here
  • ..."Roleplay and Games, eh?"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Choose your favorite mystical symbolism:

    a) as a quest or a journey to enlightenment
    b) as a sacred love/marriage
    c) as inner transformation
    d) being gnawed upon
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    GNAWS
  • What the tanglebuddy you're not loid
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    113 new.

    Vanilla's weird
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't get it, that's never happened to me...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It happens if I go back to an earlier page and somehow leave the thread.

    I had to click on it three times to get to this page too.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Christopher Loid, I liked him in Back to the Future
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *mindleap*
    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • I want to make a thread in the roleplay games, but I'm not sure if I should.
  • edited 2011-07-26 03:19:26
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why not?
  • It's gonna seem like a silly knockoff and people will laugh at me.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    (musical number)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do it anyway, you'll be the first one in the category!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    NBC would sell its stake in Reckitt Benckiser after it decided that, no, Lysol was not tasty and a worthy investment
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I drank lemonade.

    I kinda dislike my arm hair
  • edited 2011-07-26 03:28:45
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^ That's good to hear.
  • Okay. It'll be "Our Avatars Are Time Traveling Together!"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also AU is correct, Lysol is not tasty. Cleaning products generally aren't, unfortunately.
  • Shave, Imi. Shave. They made us shave everything on swim team for State.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Shaving my arm hair would look conspicuous, as I go around with short sleeves all the time.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also...shave everything?

    ...
  • Screw that. Be completely bald. And cover yourself in oil. That'll show 'em.
  • Well most everything. Arms, legs, stomach chest hair on the dudes.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oil Ocean
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I hate body hair

    It's one of those uncomfortable reminders that my body is that of a man
  • so hot Oily Imi

    It's like that one epidose of Seinfeld where George wants to rub his bald head in oil over a lady.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I dislike body hair in general

    Regardless of whose it is.

    It's one of those uncomfortable reminders of our simian heritage
  • Hey now, I've got a good amount of hair, and I'm a chick. Granted, it's blond and harder to see, but it's substantial. My family has body hair genes.
  • edited 2011-07-26 03:35:49
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't like facial hair. I used to, but then it started itching and growing faster.

    ^I always pictured you with brown hair.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Odd, I also always pictured JZ with brown hair. Why?
  • I always pictured jumpingzombie as a pole-vaulting zombie.

    Even though pole-vaulting isn't jumping.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, my family is pretty hairy too. I almost wonder if I'd be hairy as a woman, but that's a stupid thing to wonder about.

    I can tolerate a little bit of facial hair, but by the time it gets itchy or gets long enough to be curly it has to go.
  • edited 2011-07-26 03:38:18
    I actually have brown head hair and eyebrows. My body hair is blonde, though.

    My brother and mom are blonds but my dad is a brunet.
  • edited 2011-07-26 03:38:24
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Huh, I always pictured her with brown hair too.

    ^ Oh. Well why did we all guess that?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, now we know all about JZ! Sort of.

    My hair is all dark brownlike.
  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

    IT MEANS YOU GUYS ARE PSYCHIC

    QUICK

    WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A ghost floating around in outer space.
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