The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Panic!?? At this time of year?? At this time of day?? In this part of the country?? Localized entirely at the Disco??
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    do discos still exist
  • Panic!?? At this time of year?? At this time of day?? In this part of the country?? Localized entirely at the Disco??

    ...Yes.
  • do discos still exist

    ...No.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    the ZEGEND of LELDA
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    a pink to the last
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Link has become anarchocommunist.
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    quite so
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  • edited 2021-04-28 19:10:35
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I've gotta say
    it's been a pleasure working
    with you
    But it seems your payment is
    a bit overdue
    I could have mercy and give you
    just a tad more time to pay the fee
    Though, where would be the fun in that
    After all I have more who want their dreams

    Welcome, welcome, come on in!
    Put down your stuff
    and that violin
    Are you lost?
    You need some food?
    How can I help you?

    Oh, oh, oh, what's this?
    You've heard about me?
    Tell me the gist
    They say that I can make dreams
    come true?
    Well, that's simply gossip spewed

    But, between you and me
    if you wanna know the truth
    then shut the door and listen closely
    I can make dreams reality
    hush now, hush now
    keep it hush!
    I don't need the
    townsfolk making a fuss
    Oh, I haven't introduced myself
    so here's my name
    and what I am about

    My name's Cassandra the witch
    and for a simple, tiny fee
    You can get anything you wish
    From money to everlasting glory
    Just sing the contract
    with your name
    Stain the paper with black ink
    Ah good! The contract is sealed!
    As for the tiny fee...

    Bring a human heart
    Killed by your hands
    What did you think
    the fee was gonna be?
    Don't act so shocked
    You must impart
    Me a stolen heart
    Or else you will play the part.

    Welcome, welcome, come on in!
    Put down your stuff
    put down that gin
    Are you lost?
    You need some food?
    Oh, once again it's you!

    Oh, oh, oh, what's this?
    You wanna talk?
    Well, tell me the gist
    You say you want out of
    the contract?
    You can't bring yourself to attack?

    Oh, honestly
    You humans make me sick
    You blindly sign to feed your greed
    while forgetting nothing's ever free

    Hush now, hush now
    keep it hush!
    I don't want the
    townsfolk making a fuss
    You should have read
    the contract clearly
    You have ten days
    So get me a heart

    I know I'm being cold
    this could all be for naught
    But if there's a chance to
    see the light in your eyes

    I won't stop,
    You'll be brought
    From beyond the veil

    I've gotta say
    it's been a pleasure working
    with you
    But it seems your payment is
    a bit overdue
    I could have mercy and give you
    just a tad more time to pay the fee
    Though, where would be the fun in that
    After all I have more who
    want their dreams

    My name's Cassandra the witch
    and for a simple, tiny fee
    You can get anything you wish
    As long as you can pay the fee
    Just sign the contract
    with your name
    And be prepared to kill promptly
    Stain your hands with tender blood
    Ah, yes, the tiny fee....
    Bring a human heart

    Those before you
    they never knew
    until the deal was sealed
    You failed your part
    Now you must impart
    me a human heart
    Your heart will do perfectly!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    unholy roman empire
  • neither holy nor roaming nor unempire
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    ponies
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    road closed due to divine intervention
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    If you think about it, divine intervention doubles as divine intention.
  • Imagine that potatoes are salad.
  • edited 2021-06-28 02:07:24
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    If you think we take too much then you can sacrifice yourself
    Don't push your values
    Push your values
    Onto the crowd

    The world runs on its kings
    Its slaves
    Leaving some with no choice
    The hypocrites
    They justify their very sense of justice
    I tell myself
    I'm not like everyone else
    Believing without doubt

    Mix it in
    My vitamins
    Oh mix it in
    Ah

    If you think we eat too much then you can sacrifice yourself
    Don't mix your garbage
    Mix your garbage
    Into my cup

    So many resources keep me alive
    Yet I don't even step outside
    So many sacrifices keep me alive
    Yet I don't even bother to survive

    Once and for all
    Blend up my thoughts
    Into slush
    Into slush
    Once and for all
    Return my cells
    Into slush
    Into slush

    If you think we waste too much then you can sacrifice yourself
    Don't push your values
    Push your values
    Onto the crowd

    Mix it in
    My vitamins
    Oh mix it in

    The world runs on its kings
    Its slaves
    Leaving some with no choice
    The hypocrites
    They justify their very sense of justice
    I tell myself
    I'm not like everyone else
    Believing without doubt

    Mix it in
    My vitamins
    Oh mix it in
    Ah

    If you think we live too much then you can sacrifice yourself
    Don't mix your garbage
    Mix your garbage
    Into my cup

    So many resources keep me alive
    Yet I don't even step outside
    So many sacrifices keep me alive
    So many sacrifices keep me alive
    So many sacrifices keep me alive
    Yet I don't even bother to survive

    Once and for all
    Blend up my thoughts
    Into slush
    Into slush
    Once and for all
    Return my cells
    Into slush
    Into slush

    Once and for all
    Return my cells
    Into slush
    Into slush
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Everybody Wants to be a Catechist
  • the ship has a clock
    the ship has a glock
    the ship has an glock
    the ship has an angle lock
    the ship has an anglo lock
    the ship has an anglo glock
  • Imagine that potatoes are salad.

    imagine if potatoes....
  • taterhood

    oh no my secret identity
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    the most potato-based superhero
  • edited 2021-07-24 20:01:21
    [wait, this wordplay should wait a few days]
  • A man, a penis, rude red: ursine Panama
  • damned fourth Chaos Emerald
    * damned
    * can't be found

    non-damned fourth Chaos Emerald
    * not damned
    * can't be found
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    [wait, this wordplay should wait a few days]

    it's been long enough
  • A man, a penis, rude red: ursine Panama

    A man, a pot of nits open on a canoe, legal age: Leona, can one post info to Panama?
  • edited 2021-08-01 15:34:22

    [wait, this wordplay should wait a few days]

    it's been long enough
    cripes i need to remember what this was

    oh right

    you can't spell "hololive" without "loli"
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I believe that that one could have waited a few more eons.
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    I believe that that one could have waited a few more eons.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    mr. roboto
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    carnivorous applesauce
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    Big the Applesauce
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  • Glenn Mugs Harvey

    Tattered hood

    Fossil midden

    I'm plexiGlass
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    heck yeah plexiglass
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