The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-07 01:34:01

  "Burn the heretic!"
  
  *brings two buckets of water*
  
  "Why two buckets?"
  
  "Well, one is for putting out the fire after it starts, and the other is for--"*grabs bucket and pours it over the angry mob person*
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-07 16:45:10

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  we are all the jingoes, whoa-oh-oh
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-07 16:52:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  spoiler for all Contra games: you shoot things and they blow up
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-07 17:29:44

  Imipolex G said:

  spoiler for all Contra games: you shoot things and they blow up
  

  should i change the thread title
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-07 23:58:19

  Step 4 is relevant only when n ≤ 5,690,034.
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-08 00:10:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  BAd news: I accidentaly voted for Hillary Rodham Clinton and not Hillary McNuggets Clinton
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-08 00:51:00

  have a sec sitar
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-08 00:56:21

  acid guitars
  
  the oppostite of base guitars
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-08 00:58:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  acid guitars
  

  
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-08 02:17:55

  a painting of a ghost sitting in front of a painting of a ghost
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-09 02:04:28 edited 2018-04-09 02:04:33

  Robot Jesus™
  The Lesbian Musical
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-09 02:06:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-09 02:18:27

  Tatterhood said:

  Robot Jesus™
  The Lesbian Musical
  

  this is one of the weirder things I have randomly gotten the urge to post here
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-09 02:23:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Welcome to the club
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-09 02:25:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  starring noiman cascade
  
• Crystal

  2018-04-09 18:24:05

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  mythic pies of depth prescription
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-10 03:22:39

  I accidentally the other moon that day.  is this bad?
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-10 20:53:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  When are they coming out with a sequel to GG Allin?
• Tachyon

  2018-04-10 21:05:44

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Oncw apon a time there were six  geese and their names wer big goode small goose medium goose tired goose consequentialist goose and beatrice.  they lived in a small oven under a big staircase in a rickety house by the greengrocer's on lanyard street.  they ate pepper ssandwiches and mountain dew strudel, and they never said any bad words.

  
  

  One day a rambunctionus shark nemed POPPOPPOPADOPALOUS was pining fgor mathemes, as she believed to be her patriotic duty.  All of a sudden she was interrupted by a herd of mahogany nightstands trundling to work because it was tax day.  'Gosh,' said the dinner lady, 'i should have pressed F11!"

  
  

  then they all went on to become lucrative dakimakura salesfrogs, until the End Times came and they retired to a life of pickle-eating contests
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-10 21:51:50

  same
  
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 00:46:55

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i don't know you from adam

  but if you're gonna use my keyboard

  please don't press F11

  
  

  i just use this computer out of habit

  i waste far too much time on here

  and i don't mind lending you my keyboard

  but if you press F11 there'll be tears

  
  

  i don't know you from adam

  but if you're gonna use my keyboard

  please don't press F11

  
  

  this used to be our favourite site

  and when she was here it was a dream

  it was here that she told me she loved me

  and she always browsed in fullscreen

  
  

  i don't know you from adam

  but if you're gonna use my keyboard

  please don't press F11
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 01:12:09

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  "There are a lot of people who have this weird idea that being an intellectual is basically just liking video games instead of sports."
• Tatterhood

  2018-04-11 01:20:24

  it's weird because cows and piranhas are actually not all that much alike
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-11 02:10:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  jimmy dean (james dean)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-11 07:46:47

  Tachyon said:

  Oncw apon a time there were six  geese and their names wer big goode small goose medium goose tired goose consequentialist goose and beatrice.  they lived in a small oven under a big staircase in a rickety house by the greengrocer's on lanyard street.  they ate pepper ssandwiches and mountain dew strudel, and they never said any bad words.

  
  

  One day a rambunctionus shark nemed POPPOPPOPADOPALOUS was pining fgor mathemes, as she believed to be her patriotic duty.  All of a sudden she was interrupted by a herd of mahogany nightstands trundling to work because it was tax day.  'Gosh,' said the dinner lady, 'i should have pressed F11!"

  
  

  then they all went on to become lucrative dakimakura salesfrogs, until the End Times came and they retired to a life of pickle-eating contests

  i want to nominate this post for win
  
  where do i go
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-04-11 16:03:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  dumpster
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 16:06:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  building more cities is a viable Democrat long-term electoral strategy
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-11 18:40:47

  April showers bring May flowers
  May flowers bring June beetles
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-11 19:28:35

  a wallscroll of a toothbrush
  
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:00:44

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ⚛
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:01:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  🧚‍♀️
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:01:48

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  hmm
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:02:02

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  quelques
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:02:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  🧚
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:02:44

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  good
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:04:06

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟

   hold the level
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:04:18

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  follow the charts
• Anonus

  2018-04-11 20:09:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Tachyon said:

  "There are a lot of people who have this weird idea that being an intellectual is basically just liking video games instead of sports."

  ?
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:13:11

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  existential comics quote, i just found it funny
• Crystal

  2018-04-11 20:13:40

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  quadrupedalopodes
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 20:15:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  four footed feet
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-11 21:33:49

  consider the heck out of this pumpkin patch
  
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 21:58:46

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  *considers*
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-11 22:07:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I found the Ash Upquark emoji
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 22:18:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  this is accurate, Ash Upquark is pretty much some white kid
• Tachyon

  2018-04-11 22:23:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  honestly though i pretty much consistently picture Ash wearing a newsboy hat
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-11 22:26:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  That's adorable, though I'm afraid there's no emoji of that.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-04-11 22:33:34 edited 2018-04-11 22:33:47

  local weirdo makes chair legs walk across the room
  
  phenomenon unexplainable by modern science or magic
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-11 22:58:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *gives the next non-GMH $30,000,000,000*
• Princess Alice

  2018-04-11 23:03:56

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022