Why do you have the username you do?
Mine is a combined reference to Book Of The New Sun and this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldanders
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The current variant dates to when I was 18 going on 19. XIX is no longer accurate, but it has a good look to it
Mine's pretty transparent: It's from a Saki short story which I like very much. I also happen to like mustelids, so it suits me on a couple of levels.
(The other Jane)
Lady Margaret, lady Margaret
was sewing at the sea...
I read this story in a book of fairy tales years ago and became fascinated with it on account of a) it's kind of awesome, b) it's fucking weird.
I used this as a "backup username" for a while but did very little with it, so it seemed like an obvious choice when I decided to change usernames after my spark ignited. Especially since it refers to a female character anyway.
Fairy tales are frequently quite bizarre. Take the tale of the seven pairs of iron shoes. That one is downright surreal.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Vorpy was the shortened version of my username Vorpal Evanescence.
Vorpal Evanescence was the Limit Break attack my character released in a now-lost game I made in RPG Maker XP, that allowed you to [Disintegrate] enemies so they could not regenerate and inflicts extreme damage to Jabber-typed enemies.
Tnophelia was a mispelling of Ophelia, a poem I read a long time ago.
bleeding in silver because
red hurts too much.
scarred over skin that
used to be infantile.
tearing apart my body to
keep my mind in a state of
disassociation. keeping
away the feelings until i
become reptile. honey
pouring from skin worn
from the days gone by, but
this is not eternal. just a
way to feed the monsters
taking over, if i let you see
me tomorrow, you will still
see the angel i’ll
always have in me.
☭
B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Because you know, edgy emo teen phase.
I don't really think that anymore but......... okay. I think probably even by the time I joined TVT I was getting kind of sick of the name actually. But since I used it there I figured I'd just use it on any tangentially related sites forever?
That and I never bothered thinking of a replacement username that I didn't already want to use elsewhere.