Maturity Wank Thread

Gelzo · 2012-02-07 20:28:43

What's your age? What's your maturity level? Because there is a difference. Are you cismatured or transmatured?

Let's all talk about how important this is.

>inb4 Maturity Incarnate

>inb4 OP can't inb4

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-07 20:54:38

What's your age?

17

What's your maturity level?

Your mother.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-07 20:56:35

Age: 4601

Maturity Level: 12, give or take

Haven · 2012-02-07 20:57:10

I wonder what engendered this.

Viani · 2012-02-07 21:00:47

Age: 14

Maturity Level:
Jaded Middle Aged Mother

Forzare · 2012-02-07 21:01:10

18, and I'm probably the worst judge of my own maturity.

Viani · 2012-02-07 21:03:00

You are 20 Forzare. A snappy college kid.

ProfessorGator · 2012-02-07 21:03:21

Age: 19

Maturity Level: Absolutely no clue. I figure it doesn't matter too much anyway as long as I try to be calm, reserved, and reasonable as much as I can.

Also, I've never heard cismaturity and transmaturity before. I'm not sure how that would work exactly.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-07 21:05:12

I'm 21.

I have no idea what my maturity level is, but it's probably lower than that.

Spacey · 2012-02-07 21:15:16

Age: 13

Maturity Level: lol idk

Gelzo · 2012-02-07 21:16:03

Protip: This is a parody thread.

Unknown · 2012-02-07 21:16:14

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ProfessorGator · 2012-02-07 21:17:48

^^I should've suspected as much. Alas, I am stuck in serious mode.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-07 21:19:48

I knew it was a parody thread, which is why I gave a ridiculous answer.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-07 21:20:21

I figured it was a parody thread, but my answer would be same either way. *shrug*

Irene · 2012-02-07 21:23:12

This isn't a thread about masturbation?

Age: 28

Maturity: Eh, 15, maybe?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-07 21:26:59

I AM MATURE

Viani · 2012-02-07 21:29:28

You don't pay the bills. You don't own this house. You shut up, little boy.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-07 21:33:10

*acquires a house*

What now, bitch?

Viani · 2012-02-07 21:34:02

-takes away house-

Silly boy, houses are for tax-paying adults!

Spacey · 2012-02-07 21:34:28

-forecloses the house-

>:D

Imipolex G · 2012-02-07 21:35:25

-lives in a cardboard box-

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-07 21:36:48

at least I don't live in....NEW JERSEY

Viani · 2012-02-07 21:37:34

those make me laugh for some reason

Spacey · 2012-02-07 21:44:17

Simba's face in the last panel.

Vriska · 2012-02-07 21:52:57

Age: SIX SOLAR SWEEPS, Or 600. It depends on whether I'm 8eing Vriska or Oz8ourne.

Maturity: I'm maturityfluid. XXXXD

Imipolex G · 2012-02-07 21:58:31

"maturityfluid"

I like that.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-07 22:27:36

The best part is how "Pennsylvania" and "New Jersey" were clearly edited in later.

Bunny · 2012-02-08 09:59:39

I'm 19 and usually mature but sometimes I like dick jokes.

Actually, fuck, I don't care how mature you are, dick jokes are always funny.

Because dicks are just so awesome and fun to play with

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 16:56:14

Age: 19

Maturity level: Switches between jaded bitter 39 year old woman with three terrible marriages under her belt and two children she secretly regrets, and 13 year old boy who thinks the word cawk is the most hilarious thing ever.

Obā-san · 2012-02-08 16:58:12

age: 17

Maturity:

Switches between
70 year old man that thinks youngin's these days NEVER APPRECIATE ANYTHING! , and 13 year old boy who thinks the word cawk is the most hilarious thing ever.

Bunny · 2012-02-08 17:26:39

^I can verify that this is correct.

Though I'd say it's more like "70 year old man that thinks youngin's these days NEVER APPRECIATE ANYTHING!"

Obā-san · 2012-02-08 17:27:31

Fix'd.

Anonus · 2012-02-08 18:43:05

Age: 17

Maturity: I think of myself as childlike, I don't know if I am or not.

Obā-san · 2012-02-08 18:45:26

You're...

...I don't really know you that well. 0_0

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 18:47:34

You are childish, but you're like a vaguely mature child, if that makes any sense. You're like the kid brother who's really smart for his age.

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Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 20:09:32

Naturally.

Gelzo · 2012-02-08 20:23:51

Anyway, it's been 21 years since I was born, but I look like I'm older.

Lately some of my eyebrow hairs have turned grey. What the hell.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 20:28:01

I found a gray hair on me once and freaked out before I realized it was my cats and laughed.

My headcanon is now that Gelzo is half cat.

Misery · 2012-02-08 20:42:56

I'm 18 and feel like a little girl..

Gelzo · 2012-02-09 00:31:06

^^Being entirely honest, I've been noticing a lot of my body hairs pop up in odd places around my apartment. Before I saw your post the thought had occurred that it wasn't that different from having a cat around.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-09 14:33:50

I'm 28 and my maturity level seems to be whatever I feel it should be at the time.

Kinda depends on where I am and what I'm doing.

Despite my love of the "Deap satirical implications of Dickbutt", most people seem to assume I'm quite a bit older than I actually am.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-09 14:35:29

Age:24

Maturity Level: over 9000 Depends really

Gelzo · 2012-02-09 14:44:57

^^

Justice4243 · 2012-02-09 14:51:43

Well, my day just got a hell of alot better.

Viani · 2012-02-09 14:55:45

Justice4243 · 2012-02-09 15:01:08

I'm at work and it's a crapshot regarding what the filters well let me see.

Either way I'm sure it's hilarious....or offensive...

Same thing really.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-09 20:24:24

Viani · 2012-02-09 20:25:44

hilariousness indeed.

gentlemanorcus · 2012-02-09 20:36:28

I'm 16. A mental age test I took said I have the mental age of a thirty nine year old, though I doubt the test's authenticity.

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