O Safari!

edited 2012-01-30 06:01:57 in General
You were always the browser I turned to when all others derped up! Time and again you have proven yourself reliable, stood by me when Chrome or Opera or whomever was the flavor of the week failed in some critical moment, and came to my aid again and again. And yet, only now do I realize your true place in my life. It took the entire internet collapsing in on me--the loss of my connection at the most critical moment--to finally understand, when it was you I turned to immediately when all else was lost.

Can you find it in yourself to forgive my absolute blindness? I know it is far too much to ask, but I shall patiently await your reply, though I wish nothing more than to thrust you into my amply heaving bosom.

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