Too much Pasta!

Tanya · 2012-01-23 03:23:02

Makes the stereotypical Italian Plumber overweight.

From this we can gather that Mario loves his pasta, but Luigi doesn't.

What goes through his mind that he doesn't eat pasta like his brother.

Let's find out!

Tomorrow, or never.

Idler · 2012-01-23 03:26:41

But WHO WAS PHONE?

Anonus · 2012-01-23 03:27:23

man, times must be rough when this is what the news is like...

Viani · 2012-01-23 03:30:50

This guy are sick

Tanya · 2012-01-23 03:31:11

The news is bred from the year of the tiger!

Haven · 2012-01-23 03:32:05

There is an abandoned mental hospital at the top of a hill in Worcester, Massachusetts. Once every five years an old rusty box spring appears within the courtyard of the hospital. If you can sneak inside and sleep through the night on the bed, in the morning a man with a shirt that reads “observe and absolve” will take out his wallet and give you a picture. This picture will show you how you will die.

If the picture is of the man standing before you, running won’t help.

Idler · 2012-01-23 03:37:18

Haven: Hah, I just read that story the other day.

Tanya · 2012-01-23 03:38:41

But will hiding help?

Viani · 2012-01-23 03:52:34

Must I fight him?

Haven · 2012-01-23 05:00:12

Here are a few pro tips.

16. Don't count on holy water. Get a sturdy vial of sulfuric acid and let a priest consecrate it.
19. Old pharmaceutical companies can't help you. Unless you specifically need “Blood Of The Innocent”, ”Snake Oil”, and “Radioactive Syrup”. Which is never.
20. If you need to sign it in blood, you do not need to sign it. All mainstream governing bodies will accept contracts signed in ink. Bear this in mind if offered deals that seem too good to be true.
21. Lighthouses are dangerous. Avoid them at all costs. If you work at a lighthouse consider a career in insurance sales, or veterinary care.
24. If you like to plan ahead and have some money, buy your auntie and uncle a house in Bel-Air. Nothing can harm you there no matter how scared your mother is.

Idler · 2012-01-23 05:04:40

This pasta is really dumb. What kind of murder method is "stand in front of someone's car and hope it makes them crash"?

Haven · 2012-01-23 05:20:41

Davis looked up at her and remembered, back to when he first tutored her. She wore a long, black trench coat whenever it was cold. Now, however, she was wearing a different coat. Davis knew what had happened. But now, without that coat, no one would believe him.

The perfect crime.

Idler · 2012-01-23 05:24:02

I like how apathetic his friend is, too. "Sorry your girlfriend's dead. ...anyway, bye!"

Haven · 2012-01-23 05:33:22

And can you really say "bro" solemnly?

Idler · 2012-01-23 05:36:02

It's like saying 'dawg" while crying.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-23 11:01:37

I have a theory that Luigi does all the donkey work which why he is thinner than Mario

Tachyon · 2012-01-23 21:44:20

No, Donkey Kong does all the donkey work.

(beefaghetti)

Justice4243 · 2012-01-23 23:18:54

I made pasta sauce from scratch and cooked pasta in a quart of wine and chicken broth.

It was delicious, but I still have some several days later because of the amount I made.

Does this make me a bad person?

Too much Pasta!

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