I need 29 monkeys, 7 rabbits, 35 gallons of milk, a bathtub of butter, 82 priests, and a scotsman

Icalasari · 2012-01-20 12:55:32

Don't ask why. All you need to know is that it is VITAL I get these things as soon as possible

Icalasari · 2012-01-20 13:20:35

Dammit make that 83 priests

Tachyon · 2012-01-20 14:55:10

All my butter was stolen by the dreadful 'normous big old man rat in the dairy.

What happened to the other priest?

Icalasari · 2012-01-20 19:54:36

I can't say

Only that now the list is 32 monkeys, 13 rabbits, 37 gallons of milk, a bathtub of butter, 89 priests, a scotsman, and a pear tree

Tachyon · 2012-01-20 20:04:07

I found a pear tree!

But it's inhabited.

Icalasari · 2012-01-20 20:16:09

...The partridge could come in handy for that insane chef

I've said too much already

King_Friday · 2012-01-21 00:42:41

Is it ok if the rabbit is evil?

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-21 01:20:52

¿Are priests of the hot female variety cool?

INUH · 2012-01-21 02:08:17

Hmmm...just any Scotsman, or does it have to be a true scotsman?

Icalasari · 2012-01-22 01:46:23

^^^ Perfectly fine

^^ Could work...

^ Only a true Scotsman

Justice4243 · 2012-01-22 19:14:28

?

Icalasari · 2012-01-22 22:58:06

^ He's too stiff

Firebert · 2012-01-22 22:59:44

Would a black Scotsman work?

Icalasari · 2012-01-22 23:29:44

^ Only if he is a true scotsman

Tachyon · 2012-01-22 23:42:34

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